Fortunately, Unfortunately

[ReKoil]

Fortunately, there were plenty minecraft sponges to suck up all that water

 

[Arcaneum]

Unfortunately those sponges were made of Potassium, so when they made contact with the water... kaboom...

 

[Megan]

Fortunately, it didn't know that it would do that at the time so the Potassium didn't go kaboom.

 

[ElBurrito]

Unfortunately, the water spontaneously combusted.

 

[Megan]

Fortunately, no water molecules where hurt during the process.

 

[PageEmp]

Unfortunately nobody saw that the water all got poisoned.

 

[ElBurrito]

Fortunately, it was "poisoned" with kool-aid mix, thus allowing everybody to enjoy its fruit punchy goodness, even if it is on fire.

 

[Starlight]

Unfortunately, drinking the kool-aid proved fatal.

I feel like we've seen this before 🤔

 

[ReKoil]

Fortunately, life was optional all along anyway! 😱

 

[Megan]

Unfortunately, people didn't know until they died.

 

[Starlight]

Fortunately, the afterlife was just an exact continuation of life, and everyone was fine!

 

[ElBurrito]

Unfortunately, the continuation turned out to be a Groundhog Day situation.

 

[ReKoil]

Fortunately, nobody realized it was.

 

[ElBurrito]

Unfortunately, Dormammu was aware and began his journey to Earth.

 

[Starlight]

Fortunately, earth was closed for the day!

 

[ElBurrito]

Unfortunately, Dormammu can't read, so the closed signs meant nothing to him.

 

[Megan]

Fortunately, the sign was actually one for an intergalactic highway that was planned to cross where Earth was located, so he couldn't get past it anyway as the constant traffic kept him at bay.

 

[ReKoil]

Unfortunately, the space police came up with some new regulations to minimize traffic.

 

[Squirtlenator]

fortunately, those regulations are going to take some time

 

[ReKoil]

Unfortunately,, Dormammu knows where to find a time machine.