Funny/Embarrassing Stories...

Im not teling my stories just other peoples
Cool! i cracked a funny!
Behold first grade wonders:

this ones halirius(bah no sp check) to some:
im in first grade and a boy raises his hand and asks"can I go to the bathroom?"(we learned proper grammer the day before(may I))
teacher says "i dont know can you" so the boy stands up and walks to the front were the teacher is then pees his pants he soon learned proper grammer fast.....

first grade and we are learnig about saftey and each person was supposed to bring in a store egg, and a plastic container.....the next day everyone bring an egg,exept one boy,who broght a robins egg he was*laghed out of the class*

same day after he gets a spare egg and someone names there egg jimmy after himself and passes it around this bullie looks at the egg and mashes it then the other kid goes "YOU KILLED MY JIMMY!!!!!!" and he steals the bullies egg and lanches it WAM!!!!right in the teachers face.....

two or three months later were all sittin there takin naps(we toook em) and its some kids turn to use the bathroom bout 3 minutes later he comes out and a girl goes in,she comes out and tells the teacher someone peed every were,then everyones awake and looks the teacher asks who did this and the kid goes I did miss fowley she says"why??" and he says"because the light hurt my eyes and I couldnt see the toilet"the teacher replies"but it looks like you went to the bathroom in the sink" and the kids says"I thought it was the toilet...."
 
LOL, those are funny.

I have a funny story that hasn't happened yet, but I'm plotting it. Well, not too long ago my brother and I watched The Ring, and since then he's been really freaked out about it. Right now he's in town with my mom, but maybe when they get back I'll put on the MP3 of Samara's Song, and then hide somewhere. XP My friend sent it to me and he doesn't know, so it'll be funny once he walks in and hears it...
 
Lol. Well, I have a funny one that my mom just told me...

Almost every year, on Christmas, my grandfather makes a Scavenger Hunt list for everyone in the family, and usually we have teams. Usually the prizes are really good, and sometimes they can turn out to be just a joke. But one time my aunt found the keys to a new car. XD So.. Since it's a pretty exciting family event, nobody minds going to the extreme when it comes to finding things, especially my mom and uncle. o.o; (One time he actually went out and got a peice of paper off of one of the horns on my grandfather's bull. O_o)

Anyways, on to the story. This happened one Christmas, on one of our usual Scavenger Hunts. My grandfather likes teasing us, and so one item on his list that somebody needed to bring back was a 'cow patty'. >.>; My mom knew that we didn't have any cows at that moment, and so she immediately got into their jeep and zoomed over to our neighbor's house, who had a pasture full of cows. Since they were sitting on their porch, she hopped out of the car and shouted, "Do y'all mind if I get a cow patty out of your pasture?" They just replied with, "Sure! Help yourself!", as if she had asked them to pick an apple out of their tree. Though, they were laughing the whole time she was out in the pasture, lol.

BTW, for anyone that is curious.. she won the Scavenger Hunt. XD
 
Kairi said:
x_X;; you need a book on this or something. You could fill it and call it Kayleigh's follies! XD
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I'll buy them. XD; Hey! I could put them in a book and seel them through Ebay, and we can have a special edition where she signs her signature! XD Money... $_$
 
i don't get it... cow patty... pasture...

reminds me of texas... cowboy movies... and this one-

I was watching this cowboy movie with my friends at a sleepover some months ago... and at the end there was this really boring music which came out as the closing credits theme... and I thought it was a good one... and then... I listened to the first part and then...

AWWW....... MY HORSY AN' THE CARRAIGE... I LOVE YOU SO VERY MUCH...... WITH MY HORSY AND THAT CARRAIGE WITH U IN IT... AND A LOTTA BEEFY FOOD MUNCH....

that movie was lame.... the music was lamer by my frineds... and when I sang that weird song..... everyone laughed and... i was still singing...
 
Miyu-chan said:
I'll buy them. XD; Hey! I could put them in a book and seel them through Ebay, and we can have a special edition where she signs her signature! XD Money... $_$
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Lol, well they'd probably want your autograph too. XD And who else is a klutz?

BTW PokeMaster3000, I suppose you'd have to live in the southern part of America to understand that one, lol. ;P
 
I don't live in South America.. but i understood that song but none of my friends did so they laughed. what do you expect from a romance-western-food movie?
 
Kayleigh said:
Lol, well they'd probably want your autograph too. XD And who else is a klutz?

BTW PokeMaster3000, I suppose you'd have to live in the southern part of America to understand that one, lol. ;P
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Really? They'll want my autograph? *_* *takes pen and ink* I'm ready. ^_^
 
PokeMaster3000 said:
they don't want mine???

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lol, I'll bet they'll want your's too. ;P We can have everyone who has posted in this thread's signature in the "golden" edition. ;D
 
Kayleigh said:
Lol, yeah! ^_^ We ought to have awards or something. Wouldn't that be funny? ;P It should also be on the MOTM list; 'Most Clumsy Member'. >_>;
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But that'll be hard to tell, since we're clumsy in real life and un-clumsy on the internet. n_n; (Unless we double post by accident... >.>; )
 
It?d be tough to vote between you guys. I?d have to do both, although Kayleigh seems a bit moreso. ;p
 
Lol, moving walkways are fun, though I tripped a few times on them.....
 
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