Game: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

[ReKoil]

You can only see them if your name is Alice and you live in a wonderful land, duh!

Why does nobody try to arrest the sun for all the fires it's started?

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Probably because the police can't jump that high.

Why can't I eat metal?

 

[Megan]

That's because you forgot to train your teeth.

How many countries have you seen?

 

[ReKoil]

I've seen them all on the map!

How do you eat soup?

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

With a fork, obviously!

How do you get famous?

 

[Megan]

You just need a lot of money and buy a couple companies and pretend you created them!

What is 1 + 1?

 

[ReKoil]

You put one 1 behind the other 1, so 11.

What are Chicken Nuggets made from?

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Its nuggets fried in a chicken batter!

What does a pencil do?

 

[Megan]

It can be eaten after you put it into a fryer.

Do you push the red button or the blue one?

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

I smash the like button.

How many tentacles does a Tentacool have?

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

How much it wants to have!

Why is black light purple instead of black?

 

[ReKoil]

Because the object producing the light is black!

Why is the Earth round?

 

[Megan]

Because the universe isn't particularly creative and thus never even considered making it a large disk, instead.

What's a society?

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Never heard of it :/

Why do people make things with wood?

 

[ReKoil]

Because of our ancient grudge against trees we will never turn down an excuse to destroy them!

How do you know if your food is done cooking?

 

[Megan]

It has that healthy looking black crust around it! :D

What happens after death?

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

You'll just have to wait and see!

Why does fruit grow on trees?

 

[ReKoil]

Because fruit considered growing on grass beneath them.

How do you turn a frown upside down?

 

[Megan]

You just turn gravity around.

Where can you buy more food?

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

At the tree!

Why do Hamsters exist?