gays can't drive

[Her]

my gay friends and i all can't drive and our twitter friends have the same story

GAYS ONLY: can you?

 

[BlazingCobaltX]

I am a homosexual with a driver's license, yes, but I have to add to that that I get major panic attacks sometimes behind the steering wheel. I think my license was given to me too early because I never got to sort this issue out, and now I'm always lowkey stressed and preparing myself for accidentally killing someone when I have to drive.

 

[mcpon14]

What's the theory that they can't, lol?

 

[Star-Lord]

I have a Driver's License.

Do I actively own a car and drive? No. It's been years since I've owned a car and I really only have an up-to-date license because my job required it.

 

[an illegible mess.]

i have a drivers license and my own car but i'm a terrible driver.

 

[Charlie Brown]

i'm clearly a rare species bc i have a licence, a car, do not freak out when driving, and am good at driving

 

[Evyl]

what is this thread lmfao

two unrelated variables appearing to correlate from a small sample size does not imply cause and effect lol

 

[Somewhere_]

ive heard the stereotype that women cant drive, but ive never heard the stereotype that gay people cant drive

does that mean if I'm a straight guy I'm a fantastic driver?

 

[tokyodrift]

i'm road rage central

 

[Mab]

i do not have one

and why are straights voting smfh

 

[Sawsbuck]

I might be bi and I don't have a license so I dunno

 

[Vragon]

I'm gay,
I drive pretty good,
I've never had a wreck,
I've never been given a ticket.
This theory is dead on my arrival, heh.

 

[Cay]

what is this thread lmfao

two unrelated variables appearing to correlate from a small sample size does not imply cause and effect lol

we are researching please let the good researchers of pokecommunity dot com collect data in peace

 

[Sirfetch’d]

I had an accident in a parking lot with the only other parked car lmao

 

[Bidoof FTW]

Thought it was for a meme so I voted no

I do drive regularly and consequently have a license. I took one of those classes where you have an old dude in the passenger teaching you things as you go and that helped immensely, greatly recommend.

 

[Grey Wind]

I failed my test twice :(

 

[Nihilego]

i am not a homosexual with a drivers licence

 

[Her]

i am not a homosexual with a drivers licence

for now

 

[Sirfetch’d]

for now

we need to work our magic

 

[Her]

we need to work our magic

how are we supposed to get him to start driving