I'd just take the fam and their inherently weird powers.

gimmepie - Priest. Main use is as a bright ginger decoy in tight situations, but as he Heals others by decreasing his own health, that use is mostly rather brief. High Wisdom but the very definition of glass cannon.

Foxrally - Warlock. Descending from an ancient demon race and will spawn tentacles to aid in battle or just for tickles. Has naturally higher Meme level but lower Intelligence.

Sweet Dreams - Barbarian. Despite this, Charisma is maxed as well as Strength. And Agility. And Dad Joke level. Basically, the game master needs to lock her away or make her incapacitated early on or else adventures would be too easy.

stars - Paladin. Shiny, but pretty average stats. Mostly just relies on her infamous Benhammer. Can use coffee as others use health potions. High luck, as an ancient demon lord fancies her.

Dragon - Druid, but cares more about humanity than being "true neutral". High skill points in Deception, as his warm friendly appearance shapeshifts into a ferocious deadly dragon in the blink of an eye.

Kitty - Bard. Dual skilltrees; can Charm foes with her magic singing or Conjure solutions or creatures from thin air with her magic Artistry. Can pet cats to increase casting speed.
art by Kitty, of course~