Holy crap, April Fools party went out of control

[Nathan]

I don't think Dipu would fool around with a such delicate matter or i'd kill him!
No call yet?

 

[Honest]

No, not yet. I kind of want to call her, but I'm just scared. So I'm trying to just be normal for the meanwhile and act natural. Try not to really just break down.

 

[Nihilego]

Meh @ people thinking this might be AF. The more I think about it, the more sure I am that it is just a joke, but hey - always better safe than sorry, right? :D

 

[Honest]

I'm dead. I'm so so dead. She sent me this picture message. And this pretty much killed me. I'm so so dead.

Spoiler:

And then she sent this really really explicit text. Spoilering it cause it's really nasty. And it makes sense that it is.

Spoiler:

GOTCHA. I hope you guys don't mind, I just wanted to pull a nice prank. I tried to make it sound believable, and I did a good job imo. You guys ARE awesome though, for trying to take care of me, and that means a lot. But yeah. I've still never drank, there never was a party, and I'm going to become the next 40 year old virgin. No worries <3

 

[Echidna]

You son of a -
You know, I might have been pissed had I not expected this xD
Well done though. Truly well done!

Happy April Fools everyone! The day where nothing is true...

 

[antemortem]

I was reading this and believing it more and more each second and now I'm plotting your death.

 

[Honest]

<3

Closest I got to any of what I wrote was touching a girls butt today. :I

 

[Nathan]

You should never have done this! Now you got me angry. I was worried for you but nice prank anyway! You played the victim really well. Me and Antemortem are plotting!
Happy April Fools!

 

[Ho-Oh]

im smart for not believing it n_________n

 

[Echidna]

I was reading this and believing it more and more each second and now I'm plotting your death.

You should never have done this! Now you got me angry. I was worried for you but nice prank anyway! You played the victim really well. Me and Antemortem are plotting!
Happy April Fools!

That's gonna be kinda hard guys, I mean you are trying to kill the leader of a brotherhood of assassins... Good luck though, may the best killer survive.

On a side-note, I am in fact Mr. Dipu's personal bodyguard / professional contractor, so I just hope you don't expect to be getting anywhere soon.

 

[Honest]

Lol Nica, I was deliberating what to respond to your comment. I was like "did not think someone would be so outright". I meant to spaz, but I settled for what I said. Good for you! Be happy this didn't actually happen. :3

AND MY BOY PEDRO KNOWS HIS STUFF ;D

 

[Guest]

I was reading this and believing it more and more each second and now I'm plotting your death.

*sharpens chainsaws*

 

[Sydian]

I had a feeling this was too serious to be pregnant. ...I mean a prank hahaha. Okay that was a legit typo but it was so funny that I had to leave it.

I hope this prank teaches you to keep your penis tucked away!

 

[Meganium]

What the...

*gets off her chair and walks away from the computer*

You were good. Too damn good.

 

[Guest]

I barely know you and I could tell it was a prank since this part: "I've been meaning to drink alcohol for the longest time."

 

[Treecko]

HOLY CRAP DIPU I READ THROUGH ALL OF THAT THINKING YOU WERE SERIOUS> >.<

 

[Honest]

Ahahaha, well, I tried not to exaggerate, but I guess I let some stuff slip Nick =P

And the point of this whole thing was to be good, no? :3

 

[Sheep]

oh you are good!

 

[Honest]

<3