How do you eat your pizza?

JDJacket said:
No, no, no! You're all doing it wrong!

This is the proper way to eat a pie!
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Yeah, like that, really. Except I put my pointer finger on top of the crust and then have my thumb and middle finger fold the crust/upper half of the slice.

Since the lower half or so of the slice remains unfolded, I'll eat that before folding it.
 
BadSheep said:
I eat pizza the proper way:

1) NO UTENSILS, even if it is overflowing with cheese or really thick- no exceptions

2) bite the tip first

3) eat until all of the cheese-on-bread part is gone

4) eat the crust from one side to the other

5) continue until the box is done
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This is the only correct way lol I foam at the mouth when I see a fork and knife
 
I typically just eat it all at once in order to experience the combined flavor of all the ingredients. I once held up an entire pizza in front of my face and ate it like a giant cookie instead of slicing it up.
 
JDJacket said:
No, no, no! You're all doing it wrong!

This is the proper way to eat a pie!
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This is the response I was looking for. If you don't fold the pizza first then you're not living life the right way.
Also, I get a paper towel and try to get some of the grease off the top of the pizza before I start to eat it. I don't want any of that grade A sludge.
 
+ 1 for the pizza folding crew. Though usually it's just the bigger pizzas.
Smaller ones from dominoes and pizza hut I can eat without doing so.
 
I don't have any real way of eating it. I just eat it from the pointed end. I also never liked the crust, and I end up not eating that part of the pizza. It reminds me of the crust you have on bread, which I also don't care much for either. :|
 
Step 1: Obtain pizza
Step 2: Shovel shovel shovel until your mouth is full
Step 3: Rinse/repeat until all pizza is gone
 
I eat pizza in a very strange way.
I pick all the toppings off and eat them on their own, just leaving me with the tomato and cheese topping. Then, I eat it backwards: nibble all the crust off, and then gobble the rest up! (^p^)
 
I don't how y'all fold the pizza in half, that just irks me

We ain't got time for that

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I just.. eat it? I mean I don't do anything like fold the crust or use a fork and knife or anything like that.. Oh right I usually do eat the crust first I dunno why, I just like to. =P
 
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