How not to become a mod...

[Gymnotide]

You could just change your name to Nica </3

 

[Ho-Oh]

By thinking that the entire staff is classified as "mods".

 

[Guillermo]

By asking ways to become a moderator!

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

Hoping by posting here increases your chances.

 

[Guillermo]

^ ^ haha lol!

By always asking a mod if he/she needs help with banning people!

 

[Parabolic]

By posting here hoping a mod will come along and see your post and think you are good for the spot because you know how not to get it. :P

EDIT: Just now noticed Originality Fails' post... damn you for having the same idea, but articulating your thoughts in a simpler way. ;.;

 

[Tater Tot]

By going on and on about how you'll never be a staff member to the staff.

 

[Dogboy2709]

By posting links to porn sites, and images of Porn.

 

[Gymnotide]

Pair with Silver Riolu.
Oh, what have I done?

 

[Tater Tot]

By asking Staff members to be part of your PC family.

 

[Alakazam17]

post in this thread

Hmm, how about reporting every little thing you find, whether it is against the rules or not. Like reporting someone for "using the Lord's name in vain" because he said "omigod!" XD

 

[Alakazam17]

If your post was before mine.

LOL.

Likewise. =P

And if you go out of your way to advertise the site solely to n00bs, chatsp33kerz, advertising agencies, monkeys, spammers, and/or flamers.

 

[Signomi]

If your whole basis for wanting to become a moderator is for popularity, power and competition with someone else.

 

[Tater Tot]

If you agree with every little thing the staff says.

 

[Cherrim]

If you vote in this thread and you are not a supporter. *twitch*

 

[Her]

If you aren't a mod. Fwee.

 

[Sydian]

If you eat raw salmon on Tuesday.

If your username is Rekhyt.

 

[Gerri Shin]

If you post and/or link to instructions for Piracy.

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If you act mutinous to anyone of the current staff

 

[Alter Ego]

If your username is Rekhyt.

My, isn't there a distinct scent here? Why I do believe that someone just got burned. XD


Anyways, the best way is obviously to ask the staff about getting a blog.

 

[Percy Thrillington]

By registering with the username of Silver Riolu.