WHAT THE **** YOU DOING MAN?
You're handing victory on a silver platter to me!
WHY?
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?
WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU THROW AWAY YOUR NUMBER ONE VANTAGE POINT AGAINST ME? YOU'RE FREAKING WHITE AND YOU WOULD DARKEN YOUR SKIN BECAUSE WHY? SERIOUSLY WHY? TALL WHITE MEN ARE LIKE TOP OF THE ****ING FOOD CHAIN AND YOU'D DELIBERATELY KNOCK YOURSELF DOWN A GOOD FEW PEGS? ARE YOU ****ING KIDDING ME?
Jesus ****ing christ man, bad misplay is bad. It's even worse than the time I was dueling Captain Fabio in a hotel room and I played Pot of Duality and added Dark Hole to my hand. On his turn, he floods his field with monsters but doesn't manage to kill me and ends his turn with no protection whatsoever. SO ON MY FOLLOWING TURN I PLAY THE DARK HOLE AND WIPE HIS BOARD CLEAN, LIKE COME ON MAN, YOU GETTING A TAN IS ONE BILLION TIMES TO THE POWER OF ****ING INFINITY WORSE THAN THAT!
I guess it doesn't matter cause you're still taller than me anyway and we all know women go for taller guys, so you still win in the end BUT EVEN SO. BAD MISPLAY IS BAD.
As for me, I think I'm reasonably attractive, though the fact that I'm kind of short for a male and that I'm not white shoves me way down the attractive scale. Not to mention I smell like a brown person which isn't very good ahahaha! But at least I have a decent body and my facial features are OK too.