Chit-Chat: In the midnight hour, she cries because she's sad and alone and just a little pathetic.

[Nick]

I don't think that's worth it. 17 years later and he still doesn't have an Oscar.

 

[Honest]

Oh god, Nick, I'm dead. That was too good :')

 

[Nick]

If we were closer and this were in a social situation offline, I was going to make a joke.
But honestly if I made that joke on here I'm pretty sure I'd be banned.

I'm glad you appreciate my humor. I wish I could supply you with more, but most of my jokes are pretty insensitive and sarcastic.

 

[Honest]

Please, insensitive and sarcastic is my entire group of friends in a nutshell. Thoughhhhh I don't want you banned, so :x

 

[Tsutarja]

Jokes are something I use to kill time with a lot, whether I'm the one telling them to friends, or my friends are telling me.

 

[Alexander Nicholi]

Speaking of jokes, is anyone here a fan of Rucka Rucka Ali? Some of my favorite songs of his are Al Qaedirection, Go Cops, Only 17, and ♥♥♥♥ Australia.

 

[Zorogami]

Im a big fan of sarcasm and insensitive humor, now im curious as to what joke you would have made Aerial Ace :P

 

[Tsutarja]

To be honest, while sometimes I am sarcastic myself, I find that using sarcasm at all times can become a little rude, especially when using it around others that may take things literally and to heart.

 

[Fernbutter]

I have reached the stage where I can be as sarcastic as I want, and sound like I am joking regardless of what I said, I guess you cant really change that.

 

[Aeroblast]

I find myself a sarcastic person to people I've gotten acquainted with fairly often, even though I'm generally a serious person.

It all depends on the person I'm talking to, really.

 

[Khilia]

I can't really personally estimate if I use a lot of sarcasm, but if I ever do then only in a joking manner; ergo not in a offensive-to-others kind of way

However people often say I tend to be cynical and cold-hearted

 

[Livewire]

Can I be like DiCaprio, at least? I need to go out in style.

Well yeah, but don't expect an Oscar for it.

shot

 

[Alexander Nicholi]

Sometimes I can pull off a touchy joke and still be funny every once in a while. For instance, I was talking to my friend in Utah the other night, and she finally mentioned to me her boyfriend's name (Jared). Since I happened to be eating a Subway sandwich, I pulled of one of the Fat Bastard jokes from Austin Powers in Goldmember in a Scottish accent, from the part where he lost all of his weight (I politely left out the neck-vagina part). She absolutely loved the joke :D

 

[Sector]

Who wants to be DiCaprio? Stephen Amell is the way to go. If not then we've got Jensen Ackles!

Anyway, who's marrying who? Can I marry someone? I promise I come with the whole package!

 

[Kanzler]

No, I come with the whole package. ;)

 

[Sector]

Oh really now? Does that mean you're getting married?

 

[Infernape]

*insert random Princess Bride priest* MAWWAGE is wot brings us togevver today

 

[Sector]

Maybe so, but it does bring me together ;)

How is everyone today?

 

[Infernape]

I hope it brings people together, or it wouldn't be doing it's job!

I'm alright, heading into work after helping my brother move some things into storage...and listen to his wife fight with him the whole time in the pouring rain...

 

[Alexander Nicholi]

Everyone is good today, Sector. But first,

Let me take a selfie.