Last One to Post Wins! v3

[ReKoil]

Won't the lock break if it keeps getting closed and re-opened? 🤔

 

[StCooler]

Science doesn't have the answer.
So we must try.

 

[Sweet Serenity]

Last break. I will be getting off work around 1:30 AM. It's the weirdest schedule I ever worked and I honestly don't feel comfortable getting off work at this hour.

 

[Megan]

My work day just started. <_<

And now I can even close the thread myself!

If you do that I'll review bomb your fangame on all major platforms the moment it comes out! D:

And I can unclose it!

If you do that I'll review bomb your next interview on all major platforms the moment it comes out! D:

Seriously, what do people think they can get away with in _my_ section just because they're moderators... <_<

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

If you do that I'll review bomb your next interview on all major platforms the moment it comes out! D:

It would be unwise to mess with someone who can make black holes.

😇

 

[ReKoil]

Captain PokeCommunity: Mod warfare is about to unfold...

* Grabs popcorn and 3D glasses*

 

[StCooler]

If you do that I'll review bomb your fangame on all major platforms the moment it comes out! D:

It would be unwise to mess with someone who can swallow your soul.

😇

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

Just like it's unwise to lower your defenses?

 

[Megan]

Getting threatened in my own section. You know what? If you do that I'll bonk you into next week. Let future Megan handle that problem. :P

 

[ReKoil]

Megan has a Hammer that lets you time travel =o

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

I know, I have foreseen it! Fact Checking Iron Valiant and I will even be going to the theaters to see Detective Pikachu 3 together! I cannot wait to tell you all about it!

 

[StCooler]

Isn't there a Slowpoke from the past or the future?
Or are we too lazy to go through evolution?

 

[Sweet Serenity]

I'd say we're just too lazy. I know I am. I just want to reach a point in my life where I can just relax forever. 😴

 

[ReKoil]

Isn't there a Slowpoke from the past or the future?
Or are we too lazy to go through evolution?

Not slowpoke, but someone made a Paradox Slowbro.

Spoiler:

 

[Megan]

Reality is Slowpoke is already evolution perfected. Every other species will eventually evolve into Slowpoke.

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

I know, I have foreseen it! Fact Checking Iron Valiant and I will even be going to the theaters to see Detective Pikachu 3 together! I cannot wait to tell you all about it!

Now there are two of them!

 

[StCooler]

Reality is Slowpoke is already evolution perfected. Every other species will eventually evolve into Slowpoke.

Darwinian evolution makes species evolve so they can get the win. The fact that only Slowpokes got the win means that it is evolution perfected, indeed.

 

[Megan]

To be fair: Darwin didn't do anything. Instead it was your most beautiful, most perfect goddess. :3

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

To be fair: Darwin didn't do anything. Instead it was your most beautiful, most perfect goddess. :3

Are you talking about the psychic one ? ^^

 

[ReKoil]

Is Espeon a goddess now? 🤔 =O