Let's Play Shiny Gold X!

[Xephyr]

lol thank you sir. Your post is kind of...doubled...though...by the way.


Just gonna let everyone know that we get a new team member in the next episode! Yeah, I like to switch up team members a lot to keep it interesting. That also means someone gets replaced! Speculate.

 

[Mattysaurus]

OH GOD WHY XEPHYR?! >:U

But seriously, it better not be Bromar. I'll cry. ;;

 

[Xephyr]

Let's just say the new team member is part flying type, and then its other type is something I already have on my team. (Fire, psychic, water, grass, poison, ground, ghost).

 

[Mattysaurus]

Let's just say the new team member is part flying type, and then its other type is something I already have on my team. (Fire, psychic, water, grass, poison, ground, ghost).

5 bucks says it Tropius and you get rid of Roselia. ;;

 

[dead-man-walking]

Ten cents says it's Ho-oh and you get rid of Bromar.

 

[Mattysaurus]

But Bromar's my bro, bro. ;;

 

[dead-man-walking]

^How could a dinosaur be friends with a duck-man? :D (It's a joke for the hell of it)

Other possibilities:
-Gyarados fo' Gatorade
-Gligar fo' Quack

Well, just that.

 

[Mattysaurus]

You can't forget that some Hoenn pokemon roam Johto which is how he got Cindy.
I really think he is gonna get Tropius for some reason.

 

[Xephyr]

5 bucks says it Tropius and you get rid of Roselia. ;;

Episode 13: Fruit Trees and Stuff

Spoiler:

Right, so, on second thought, I'm gonna put off fighting Team Rocket in Goldenrod for as long as possible.

Time to own.

I'm assuming that some ski term, but I'm not gonna bother looking into it.

Bromar tends to do that to people.

moar like:

How is that even possible? He must've taken advantage of me wasting my time with Team Rocket.

Don't you dare..

Oh you *****.

Rest?!? Oh, you're in for it now.

BECAUSE MY FLATULENCE EATS DREAAAMS

...<_<

Dizzit just got significantly cooler.

k so i need to grind some. *heads north for a bit*

Yeah, I'm OCD about making everyone the same level.

Is he secretly a narcissistic child-grabbing pedophile that has a massive penis and likes to have sex with Cloysters and Jynx?!!?

OH MY GOD

The suspense is killing me.

...oh. Anticlimactic. What a weirdo.

Not at all. It's quite frustrating actually.

I'd like to shove my skis between those legs ;)

Wait, what? That didn't even make sense.

OH DEAR

GATORADE, CONTROL YOURSELF.

...ooooh god he just **** all over Cindy and then ****** to *** for ***** for the third time.

Bromar is way too hot for you Jynx, stop trying.

You're probably right.

Like what? They get caught by little children and forced to battle until they die. I don't think that's happened to me in a while. Not sure about you.

...Wait a second. Aren't you the old guy from the top of Sprout Tower?

FLASHBACK:

IT IS YOU!

I've beat you before, and I'll beat you again.

al;fsdkjfaskl;jfdaskl;djf

Oh. That was easy enough.

...as was that.

Unfortunately, this will be the last move Cindy ever makes on this team.

Rest in peace, Cindy.

....about 100 Headbutts and Rests later...

I f****** hate Dewgongs.

As opposed to fake whirlpools?

*slams head into desk*

Ah sweet, I get to hear my new ring tone.

Her voice is soothing, really.

Obviously, idiot. I just defeated most of 'em last episode.

Oh hey, the RAGECANDYBAR guy is no longer attempting to sell RAGECANDYBARs to potential RAGECANDYBAR consumers. Now I can progress through to Route 44 without being pestered by a RAGECANDYBAR salesman!

If you win, I will give you a *******. That's how sure I am that you're not going to win.

HE MAKES DEM BALLS FLOAT!

11:11. I just thought I'd take a random screen of that.

And now.

The moment we've all been waiting for.

*surfs to that random patch of grass on this route*

*about an hour and a half later*

awww! look how cute he is!

That was easier than I thought.

I've had the nickname in mind ever since I saw you can find Tropius on this route.

YES.

Seeya Cindy. :'(

Well that's an absolutely awful moveset, NumNums. Oh well, I'll make it better with Fl-

............I never bothered to get Fly when I was in Cianwood.

<_< *goes ALL THE WAY back to Cianwood*

This was the most tedious mission of all time.

Liar, you can't fly to route, now can you?

^_^

...you know the drill. *grindgrindgrindgrind*

Somebody has an addiction. Kinda like how I'm addicted to the female anatomy and crack.

And we ain't talkin' bout that kind of crack.

<_<

Well, I'm gonna own you with NumNums and then finish this episode.

Eeeeexcellent.

 

[Quilava's Master]

lmfao that was hilarious! Especially the Gilligan Cut after Haunter used Dream Eater, lmfao!

 

[Mattysaurus]

Thank god it wasn't Bromar.
I just had a feeling it was gonna be Tropius. Good going.

And nice update. Haha, say no to crack. ;D

 

[dead-man-walking]

Dream Eater ending Dewgong's life is just... ROFLMAO

So, not getting da big bird yet eh (WARNING: Ho-oh is Level freaking 45)?

 

[Xephyr]

I'm not gonna use Ho-oh. I'm extremely against using legendary in-game for some reason.

And Tropius is awesome. All there is to it.

Though I need to make him a bit stronger...you'll see why in...A NEW EPISODE!

I'm pretty sure episodes should be coming pretty steadily now for a while. Enjoy this one guys, cause I definitely didn't <_<

Episode 14: Kings and Cows

Spoiler:

You look hot.

Very banga-CYBIL? What kind of name is that?!

HA. HA. SUCK IT BUTTERFREE. HA. YOU CAN'T HIT ME.

NumNums just tripled in coolness.

Anything?

Would you bang that for a rare Pokemon?

Oh come on Flatulence, Rhyhorn isn't that scary.

Back off, NumNums is MY fruit tree.

So what? It's a f@*$(#! Poliwag.

My Carlos senses are tingling. Perhaps I'll see him soon...(not foreshadowing)

I can tell you're slightly homosexual by you looking at me in such a manner.

ASKLDFJASKL;JFASKLJF

Okay Flatulence, this time I don't blame you for being scared.

Oh god.

nubby nub.

Do you know about MY GENITALS?

Wait...IS THAT CARLOS?!?!?@

Agh...Carlos got to him...I was too late...

I've been told.

I'll call Bill Murray! He'll know what to do!

*ring ring*

"Hello?"

"BILL! IT'S CARLOS! WHAT DO I DO?!?"

...Bill! That's terrible advice!

Forget it.

o.o maybe Jynx is there...

I have to go.

HE'S JUST TOO SCARY

Whew. Okay. I have to do this.

Let's put Quack up front. Logical choice, right?

Dude when he laughed like that my face was like: https://myfacewhen.com/248/

Well. You cheated.

You probably sucked Pryce off and got the badge that way.

Not if I kidnap you and keep you in my basement first!

al;kdjfasl;dfjsdkfjaslfdj WHAT IS THAT THING AND WHY IS IT LEVEL 48???

@_@

..............I hate you.

One down, four to go.

You're really starting to get on my nerves, Carlos.

Oh, blow me.

ASDFKSDF

Thank god.

Oh god. Let's do this, NumNums.

I was basically taking this to show you all how NumNums only did like SIX DAMAGE. YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHI-

I'm sorry Nummers. I overreacted. It won't happen again I swea-

Okay, we're still doing good here.

...oh. Yawn. Excellent.

Ha! Take that!

........it was asleep for one turn. ONE. TURN.

NUMNUMS, I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL SEVER YOUR BANANAS.

And I mean the fruit. I'm not that sadistic.

Sigh. I'm not gonna need some support.

This is as unenjoyable as testicular cancer.

CARLOS, I AM GOING TO KILL YOUR FAMILY. I SWEAR. TO GOD.

You're my only hope, Nummers. Like, srsly.

OH. MY. GOD.

Oh, that was decent damage. Do that again.

...

Please. For the love of god. Kill the Slowking.

...

...Miltank? That can't be too difficult, can it?

Time to rock and roll.

YOU ****ING **** *** DRINKING BASTARD COW ****ER DICK SUCKING ******* EATING ****ER **** BASTARD *****.

You're my only hope. *prays*

**** **** **** **** **** ****

...

...

This ain't over, Carlos. I'll be back.

 

[Logan]

Uh, can you lay off the swearing, please. D:

 

[dragoniteuser]

Uh, can you lay off the swearing, please. D:

Why he's funny, and besides he's censoring most of them...

 

[Xephyr]

Uh, can you lay off the swearing, please. D:

90% of them are censored anyway.

 

[Logan]

That doesn't matter, this forum has young children posting on it, it's bad influence on them. u_u

 

[JasonX3333]

That doesn't matter, this forum has young children posting on it, it's bad influence on them. u_u

What children im pretty sure almost everyone here is about at least 11,also children that are in elementary curse alot so yea.

 

[Xephyr]

That doesn't matter, this forum has young children posting on it, it's bad influence on them. u_u

<_< so if it's censored, they won't know what words are being said. and if they do know the words and what they mean, I'm pretty sure they've already been hit by pretty bad influences if they know that and are only ten or eleven.

 

[Blaziquaza]

Yay for funny stuff. XD Love this LP. :D