Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Unknown#]

Granted. But now you hear voices inside your head.

i wish 4 prooper gramarr!1!2

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but your hair bleaches when you eat them.

I wish that Inner Circle's song "Bad Boys" became the new US anthem.

 

[Unknown#]

Granted, but then the government becomes extremely authoritarian and the world plunges into a state similar to the of George Orwell's 1984.

I wish I had more time to play Minecraft.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but Minecraft crashes your computer.

I wish that all the staff didn't go on strike today, PC is looking too quiet without them...

 

[Skystrike]

Granted. It's in a ditch 6 ft below your house. GL with getting it every day.

I wish to know the true form of PC today!!! Is this a joke?

 

[Skystrike]

Granted. He beats you in a battle, and you accept that fact. Not soon after, he acts like a total jerk. The corruption of this wish? You can't wish him out of existance.

I wish to know the true identity of Giygas cookies!

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted and now you know he is the BW male protagonist.

I wish every celebrity, fictional character and everyday person was a My Little Pony.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted and then I want everyone to be Pokemon Trainers.

I wish that Americans stopped going on shooting rampages.

 

[TY]

Granted, now the Canadians are doing it...

I wish i could have these:

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but then people arrest you for possessing dangerous weapons.

I wish that Cheren and Bianca appear again Pokemon Black 2 & White 2, they were my fave rivals...

 

[TY]

Granted now they join team Plasma...

I wish Skyla gave my heart back...

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but then it gets leaked via video on YouTube.

I wish that Hilda became the Champion in B2/W2...

 

[bullrex]

Granted but her team members are Bibarels and Watchdogs

I Wish Nidokings and Crobats would merge

 

[Unknown#]

Granted. However the mutation is so hideous that no one ever uses it. And if anyone tries to use it, they explode.

I wish for Pokemon Brown Version, where the starters are Bidoof, all the wild Pokemon are Bidoof, all the trainers (including evil team members and gym leaders) use Bidoof, and the champion is Chuck Norris.

 

[Unknown#]

Granted. But you don't have anything to draw with! And you never will!

I wish for a copy of Goldeneye for the N64.

 

[Honest]

Granted. But then your N64 breaks.

I wish I could learn how to play guitar like a pro

 

[PokemonFan2000Man]

Granted, but the erasable pen you draw with is invisible and you drop it. Then you never see it again... even though you never saw it in the first place.

I wish two plus two equaled five.

 

[droomph]

Yes, but then you step on it when you come out of the shower one night, screaming "AAAAUGH" before realizing it wasn't a REAL spider but your hard-earned Pokémon.

I wish I had a fireless fireplace.

 

[Ephemeral Euphoria]

Granted but a chipmunk scurries in and combusts the area on contact.

I wish for a infinite amount of spicy fried chicken and grape juice.

 

[soranium21]

How'd this game get here?
Granted. The world's dominant species is now chicken.
I wish 1+1=3