~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Megan]

I'm not menacing, you must be dreaming! There: wish granted! :3
If that's not enough I can always use my hammer to transport you into the land of dreams, still.

I wish to be the cutest!

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted, but you are now so cute that everyone who sees you wants to hug you!

I wish to be the prettiest!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted:

Spoiler:

Unfortunately you let it go to your head and made all your friends run away from you D=

I wish for an AC unit.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but it's brought to you by Slowpoke Express. Expect it to arrive at Christmas! :)

I wish for some bread sticks!

 

[Starlight]

Granted! Here is a voucher for FREE breadsticks! It's valid at the Orlando Olive Garden until next Tuesday. Enjoy!

I wish I was a better friend.

 

[ReKoil]

I'll grant that, but it does signal the start of the end times... so... 😉

I wish for a human alter ego so I can infiltrate their society and learn their ways 😏

 

[PokeSquared]

Granted but your going to have to wait 18 years until you have free will.

I want every Nintendo Console, and all the games for them.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but now you basically have a giant land fill in your backyard. What do you even want with so many consoles and games? D:

I wish for stores to sell more interesting stuff.

 

[PokeSquared]

Granted but you can only ever have 0.01 in your bank account at a time, and none of them barter items.

I wish for an even better Cuphead Game, like the DLC but on steriods.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you get to paint cuphead faces on teacups and play a nice tea drinking party, the best game of all! 😉

I wish to never get sore feet again after long workdays =D

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but you get elbow tendinistis instead :D

I wish for a glass of orange juice. Shaken, not stirred.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Yes, but the moment you start enjoying it, a muscular henchman barges in to attack you! Totally not referencing Spectre train's fight scene.

On that note, I wish to be the world's best secret agent Gardevoir!

 

[PokeSquared]

Granted, but your the only one that exists, so you are the best and the worst.

I wish to be able to erase my mind of a movie right before I watch it to relive the twists and good moments.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but now your bank account drains quickly because you really need to experience those movies. They really need to be a permanent part of your memories.

I wish for a bigger hammer.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted.

Spoiler:

I wish for a larger summer hat!

 

[ReKoil]

Enjoy!

Spoiler:

I wish to fit in Braviary's carry mount so I can rain down Ice Beams from above and rule the skies!

 

[Megan]

Granted, but Braviary can only glide while you're being carried. Also, it keeps getting a cold with all your Ice Beam shenanigans and keeps going into the wrong direction when it sneezes.

I wish for word bending powers!

 

[Starlight]

Granted! But you get sued by the very distraught and extremely bent out of shape residents of planet grislivyola. You are now bankrupt you monster!

I wish for a new hope.

 

[PokeSquared]

Granted but you get Nobi Tou Wenabi, instead of Obi Wan Kenobi. (He is a cheaper version)

I wish to have a very amazing computer.

 

[Megan]

Granted, you looks very awesome. Just don't look what's inside it!

I wish for a quantum computer!