~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[StCooler]

I wish for a wish to corrupt :)

 

[Megan]

Granted. Also you turn into a beautiful Slowpoke-fairy. With wings, magic wand and stuff. :3

I wish for better batteries than the ones ReKoil posted! How inefficient do you think I am? D:

 

[Starlight]

Granted! You now have the very best lithium batteries known to humans... oh but the only charger that works with them costs €2000... to rent... a week.

I wish I had a speedboat

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but Team Magma won, and there is no more lakes / seas / rivers to use your boat on :(

I wish for a good coop PvE videogame.

Spoiler:

Seriously though

 

[Megan]

Granted, but in order to enjoy the experience you not only need to pay the 80 bucks for the game. It's also an always online game made by Ubisoft who can and will shoot down their servers sooner than later. And also, it comes with lootboxes and ingame ads that always pop up during gameplay. Also, they built in the worst anti-cheat software that works very unreliably and locks out people, who didn't cheat, on the regular. Attempting to circumvent any of these things through mods will lock up your game, as well.
But hey: the actual game is fun! :D

I wish for my life to end. <_<

 

[Starlight]

I wish for my life to end. <_<

Oh I'm gonna horribly corrupt this one alright!

Your life ends right now... well as you know it anyway. From this moment on, you come to realise that you have friends and colleagues that care about you. You also realise that the world needs more Megan, so you start to believe in yourself and do things that make you happy rather than what you think other people expect from you! You spend the rest of your days laughing and enjoying life. Megan is dead, long live Megan <3


I wish that I was better at communication.

 

[ReKoil]

Congrats, you can flawlessly communicate anything you want to anyone!
If only you could still understand what they were saying, huh? 😈

I wish for Megan to cheer up 😊

 

[Megan]

Granted, but then she remembers that enjoyment isn't something she's capable of which makes her even more depressed. But hey for a split second it totally looked like it worked!

I wish for the weekend NOW! D:

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted! Time flies so fast that the week-end comes up right away, but ends as fast as it came...

I wish for the sun to stop throwing all of this heat at us!

 

[StCooler]

Granted, now the sun becomes a black hole...

I wish for an air conditioner!

 

[Megan]

Granted, but it's one of the rotating ones and it just happens to face into the exact opposite direction from where you're standing.

I wish for some fish sticks.

 

[Starlight]

Granted! Now the twigs under the trees smell like mackerel. Go on, pick one up and see!

I wish to be a better role model

 

[ReKoil]

Granted:

Spoiler:

Reject Frying Pan, embrace Pillow 😊

I probably spent way too much time on this 😂

I wish for a Pokemon movie starring Glaceon =3

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted! Glaceon can be seen afar in one of the middle of the movie's scenes, crossing a street.

I wish that cool moment scene featuring a Gardevoir had NOT been scrapped in the first movie!

 

[Megan]

Granted, but they decided to cast someone else!

I wish for something.

 

[ReKoil]

:t201-s::t201-o::t201-m::t201-e::t201-t::t201-h::t201-i::t201-n::t201-g:
Be wary of whatever it is you just made me summon to your house....

Spoiler:

Apparantly it's a Glaceon in a cooler!

I wish for a reaper Glaceon figure!

 

[Starlight]

Granted:

Spoiler:

Reject Frying Pan, embrace Pillow 😊

I probably spent way too much time on this 😂

I wish for a Pokemon movie starring Glaceon =3

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

:t201-s::t201-o::t201-m::t201-e::t201-t::t201-h::t201-i::t201-n::t201-g:
Be wary of whatever it is you just made me summon to your house....

Spoiler:

Apparantly it's a Glaceon in a cooler!

I wish for a reaper Glaceon figure!

Granted! But it's actually a real Pokémon reaper and it says "I choose you!"

I wish to find a replacement for my discontinued signature perfume 😔

 

[Megan]

Granted, but it used questionable ingredients.

I wish for my eyes not to hurt after a long computer session.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you now get back-pain and a massive headache instead! oh joy! =\

I wish for a good night's rest tonight.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but when you wake up, Megan is sitting on a chair next to you, and she looks at you menacingly with her hammer in her hands.

I wish for a good night's rest tonight, without Megan menacing me with her hammer.

Spoiler:

I haven't slept for two nights :(