~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[ReKoil]

I could give you a wish you could wish, but said wish would have to be wished upon a shooting star for it to come true.... oh wait...
Would you really be okay wishing for Eeveelution world domination though? 🤔

I wish to be paid in chocolate.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted. But this chocolate is so expensive, you get this tiny crumb for your full day of work!

I wish for Oran Berry Juice to be free at work!

 

[Megan]

Granted, but it's only for the higher ups. You have to deal with this "Orange Juice" stuff, instead.

I wish for a Bread Maker!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you just need to pay a mere € 1,79 to valve =D

I wish for a purpose.

 

[Duck]

Your purpose is to keep the threads here going along.

I wish for a cookie.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted.

Spoiler:

I wish for a quesadilla!

 

[Megan]

Granted, but you already died of hunger because the wish granter takes forever to figure out what that actually is. Interns these days...

I wish for a big hug!

 

[StCooler]

Granted, your hammer wants to hug you, but it has thorns...

I wish for a thorn-less rose.

 

[Starlight]

Granted but it now doesn't captivate you quite the same way...

I wish for people to not be so mean.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted. Now you are mean too, so you don't notice the difference anymore.

I wish for some inspiration.

 

[Megan]

Granted. But you don't have the funds to realize the plans you came up with!

I wish for something interesting to happen.

 

[Starlight]

Granted! It was truly amazing! Shame it happened when you were asleep!

I wish I could pick the winning lottery numbers!

 

[ReKoil]

You can pick them, but you're not allowed to enter the drawing. And if anyone wins with the numbers then you have to pay the prize money yourself =D


I wish for an Eeveelution theme park =D

 

[StCooler]

Granted, they have one attraction per type, unfortunately only nine of them are open :(

I wish for a chocolate pizza 🤔

 

[Megan]

Granted, but the chocolate police comes and convicts you for chocolate war crimes!

I wish for a rainbow to appear!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but one end of it appears in your house and what you find is not a pot of gold, but a grumpy old geezer who demands a back rub.

I wish for more days off.

 

[Blobkyu]

Granted, but now all the days off are also work time, so you have to work all days

I wish I was never hungry again…like now

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but now you're thirsty!

I wish to see ghosts.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted!
You get turned into a Ghost type and finds yourself in front of a mirror!

I wish to be Hoenn League's new champion!

 

[ReKoil]

Done.

Spoiler:

I wish for Portal 3.