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~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

Granted. But pokemon still don't exist here and now you have no purpose without them.

I wish I could master every instrument and be able to play them for people at any time.
 
Granted. But everyone is now deaf.

I wish I could go back in time to the 90s.
 
Granted. You have a bodybuilder physique but you now are too muscular to fit through doors or fit in cars and you break everything you touch.

I wish I was the fattest person on Earth.
 
Granted.

I wish this wish would not get horribly corrupted
 
Granted, but I'm gonna use up my wish to wish that I could corrupt your wish (I'm sure that made sense).

You arebanned from this thread for creating a wish paradox.

Also I don't even know anymore what happens after this.
 
Granted, but I'm gonna use up my wish to wish that I could corrupt your wish (I'm sure that made sense).

You arebanned from this thread for creating a wish paradox.

Also I don't even know anymore what happens after this.

That's it. All the wishes have been made. The world is either at an unprecedented state of peace or a wildly unheard of state of chaos and ruin.
 
Can I wish that all previous wishes never happen so we can start again fresh?
 
Granted, but the wishmakers still remember how their wishes were corrupted

I wish to rid myself of my fear of moths
 
Granted. you no longer fear moths but your house is now infested with moths.

I wish for world peace.
 
Granted. Everyone is frozen in place forever. War is no more.

I wish I had a kitten.
 
Granted. However your meal is cold and burnt and smells funny.

I wish I had long toenails.
 
Granted. You are no longer sad but everyone you love and cherish are now permanently sad.

I wish my socks didn't have holes in them.
 
Granted. I don't think there's anything to corrupt here I mean no one can drink tea anymore because it stays scalding hot forever.

I wish I was a better graphic designer.
 
Granted, but your computer is now dead. You'll have to pay for a new one with the money from your new job as a graphic desi- oh wait.

I wish I could do a perfect high five every time.
 
Granted. But now you can only high five people and nothing else with your hands like shake hands or thumbs up people.

I wish I could walk/run/jump in high heels of any height with no problems.
 
Granted, but you still are wearing high heels so it won't be comfy.

I wish I could play the new Animal Crossing right now.
 
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