~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Pure Essence]

Granted. Now it is also illegal to own pets.

I wish for a POWER RADISH!

 

[PageEmp]

Granted, yes, and the radish, after being consumed, the consumer turns into a patch of grass.

I wish nobody was serious.

 

[PageEmp]

I wish people posted in this thread again.

 

[CiCi]

Granted, but I'm the one who posted.

I wish the Sims was more realistic.

 

[Sapphiox]

Granted but now ghosts, witches, wizards, dragons, aliens etc (and any other unrealistic or fantasy stuff) no longer exists and are impossible (never played the sims on anything (other than 3ds and Wii) but have seen videos)



I wish alphadream never bankrupt

 

[PageEmp]

Granted, he then gets enogh money to buy your house, making you homeless.

Since this was never answered, I wish nobody was serious.

 

[Lysander]

Granted, but everybody now loves to make the cringiest jokes of all time, all the time. They are so bad that the more you hear them the more you will want to tear out your own ears.

I wish my mobile phone had an infinite battery

 

[faf]

Granted but with an extremely limited phone call and texting plan. Also the internet is as slow as molasses.

I wish I were a dragon.

 

[Uragirimono]

Granted, but you're the size of a lizard and can't breathe fire or fly.
I wish I could teleport.

 

[Neb]

Granted, but you can only teleport 1 foot away.

I wish I could visit every country.

 

[Lysander]

Granted, but you can't take any luggage with you when you travel to other countries

I wish everyone knew how to be patient with others

 

[Bug]

Granted, but you aren't allowed to use that knowledge.

I wish senior year homework would just be over already.

 

[Roni]

Granted; you are now expelled.

I wish I'd be immune to the coronavirus.

 

[Bug]

Granted, but you now have every other disease on earth.

I wish I was at least 6 feet tall finally

 

[Roni]

Granted. You are now 6'11 but only your neck grew.

I wish I was earning double my salary at work.

 

[Bug]

Granted. But money no longer has any buying power and you're locked into your contract.

I wish I had a cheeseburger.

 

[Roni]

Granted. It's been left out in the open since 2015. Eat up.

I wish I had a deluxe, fully-functioning gaming PC.

 

[Lysander]

Granted, but each game you purchase requires a monthly subscription of £300

I wish that we could have snow without it causing travel problems

 

[Bug]

Granted. The year is 2050. It has been snowing nonstop for 30 years. Travel is not an issue because there is no longer anywhere to go.

I wish I could be well rested without having to go to bed earlier.

 

[Fighting Type Master]

Granted. You are well rested but you sleep for 16 hours every time you go to sleep.

I wish I woke up tomorrow as Maylene from Pokemon.