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~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

Granted, but it screws up your natural balance so now you can't walk regularly at all without needing them heels (looks like you're taking them to the shower buddy).

I wish I knew how to code on this forum properly so I could have a better looking post flair (the plain orange hurts my gfx fee-fees lmao).
 
Granted, but now your post flair looks so amazing that anyone who sees it will have their eyes burn (And eventually go blind) since their eyes can't handle seeing something so amazing on their screen.

I wish that we would get 2 new eeveelutions next gen!
 
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Granted. However the 2 new eeveelutions are types that eevee already evolves into.

I wish for the next wish to be my wish.
 
Granted, but it's getting live-streamed directly to your boss.

I wish I was better at coding.
 
Granted, but you now can't know what you're supposed to code.

I wish that the next legendary in Pokemon is a Bug/Dragon type and is also amazing in battle and design.
 
Granted. However the legendary is impossible to catch even with a master ball so no one can catch it or use it.

I wish I never got tired and never needed sleep.
 
Granted. You don't need sleep to live, but you still need sleep to function normally.

I wish I could finish thi
 
Granted, but now your brain will never STOP expanding, and eventually the entire universe will consist of just your brain, and all planets and galaxies will be destroyed in the process... That is, unless a brave hero named Samus destroys your brain first before it takes over the galaxy!

I wish that I was the new CEO of Nintendo.
 
Granted. However as soon as you become CEO Nintendo goes out of business.

I wish I could read the thoughts of animals.
 
Granted, but you can't turn it off and it has no distance limit. You'll be forced to hear all animal thoughts throughout the world 24/7.

I wish I had an athlete's body and capabilities.
 
Granted. But you now have an IQ of 50.

I wish I could read novels in seconds.
 
Granted, but your retention is now 0%.

I wish the next person to post would count to ten.
 
Granted. However they counted to 10 in their head so you never heard it.

I wish the average human could live to be 200.
 
Granted. World economy suffers hard when the ratio of people being born to people dying goes way out of whack. Overpopulation is even more prevalent now. Good luck to us.

I wish there were only 1 billion people on Earth. There's just way too many of us right now.
 
Granted. However all 1 billion people on Earth are Chinese and every other country and it's people are no more.

I wish the last wish never happens.
 
Granted, but now you have failed your mission to corrupt it and can no longer be allowed to exist.

I wish I had ant man's powers.
 
Granted. But in the process you become a real life ant.

I wish all the ants in the world no longer existed.
 
Granted. The balance of nature has been severely disrupted, ant eaters are now starving, and Earth is doomed to fall.

I wish the concept of wishes was actually a real thing.
 
Granted. However the corruption is 10x worse now.

I wish there was a Ferrari in my driveway.
 
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