~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Fighting Type Master]

Granted. But now everyone you love are plagued with mosquitoes.

I wish for corruption.

 

[Roni]

Granted. Your country now has the Philippine government. Good luck.

I wish I could wipe my memory so I could play Pokemon Diamond again for the first time.

 

[Fighting Type Master]

Granted. However you remember nothing from your childhood or any of your best memories including who your friends or family are.

I wish it never came to this.

 

[Bug]

Granted, but now we don't have the wisdom to prevent it from happening again.

I wish I had a friendly pet koala.

 

[juliorain]

Granted, but now the population of Koala bears are forever declining.

I wish that gengar was real.

 

[Fighting Type Master]

Granted. But because he is a ghost you can't see him.

I wish I was a black belt in every martial arts possible.

 

[Roni]

Granted, but all you ever know how to do is martial arts now. Simple math, social interaction, basic computer skills? Goneski.

I wish I had clear, glowing facial skin.

 

[juliorain]

granted, but now your clear skin will hidden by an-impossible to cut beard

I wish to become cool like Batman

 

[LegendaryZacian]

Granted, but now you also have the responsibility to protect your city from a bunch of maniacal supervillains every night.

I wish Ash would finally turn 11.

 

[Roni]

Granted but the series finally ends then and there.

I wish I could make a Pokemon rom hack, like, super easy.

 

[Fighting Type Master]

Granted. But now you are being sued by the Pokemon Company.

I wish everything to do with gender was reversed as in guys are now girls and girls are guys but they still look the same.

 

[Bug]

Granted, but now everyone who wanted it that way changed their mind

I wish I would never have to upgrade my phone again

 

[Fighting Type Master]

Granted, however your phone will upgrade but all the specs will stay the same and eventually it will become slow and laggy.

I wish I could stop biting my nails.

 

[Roni]

Granted. Your teeth are now removed so you can't bite anything.

I wish we had new episodes of Gravity Falls.

 

[Bug]

Granted, but Alex Hirsch doesn't have time to work on them and the reboot series is a poorly written money grab.

I wish I could eat the perfect cheesecake right now.

 

[Roni]

Granted. I licked it everywhere before giving it to you though. Sorry.

I wish I had a free, stable, and unlimited Gigabit internet.

 

[Bug]

Granted, but it has an irremovable VPN linked to North Korea so you literally can't access anything.

I wish I had the science knowledge level of Neil DeGrasse Tyson

 

[Roni]

Granted, but you're also now just as pedantic and pretentious as he is. Everyone now hates you.

I wish it was colder where I lived so I could finally wear my sweaters and hoodies.

 

[Fighting Type Master]

Granted. However it's so cold you will freeze to death in minutes.

I wish I was born female.

 

[Sorvete]

Granted, but everyone will also be female and genders will stop existing

I wish I could fly