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~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

Granted. But now everyone you love are plagued with mosquitoes.

I wish for corruption.
 
Granted. Your country now has the Philippine government. Good luck.

I wish I could wipe my memory so I could play Pokemon Diamond again for the first time.
 
Granted. However you remember nothing from your childhood or any of your best memories including who your friends or family are.

I wish it never came to this.
 
Granted, but now we don't have the wisdom to prevent it from happening again.

I wish I had a friendly pet koala.
 
Granted, but now the population of Koala bears are forever declining.

I wish that gengar was real.
 
Granted. But because he is a ghost you can't see him.

I wish I was a black belt in every martial arts possible.
 
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Granted, but all you ever know how to do is martial arts now. Simple math, social interaction, basic computer skills? Goneski.

I wish I had clear, glowing facial skin.
 
Granted. But now you are being sued by the Pokemon Company.

I wish everything to do with gender was reversed as in guys are now girls and girls are guys but they still look the same.
 
Granted, but now everyone who wanted it that way changed their mind

I wish I would never have to upgrade my phone again
 
Granted, however your phone will upgrade but all the specs will stay the same and eventually it will become slow and laggy.

I wish I could stop biting my nails.
 
Granted, but Alex Hirsch doesn't have time to work on them and the reboot series is a poorly written money grab.

I wish I could eat the perfect cheesecake right now.
 
Granted, but it has an irremovable VPN linked to North Korea so you literally can't access anything.

I wish I had the science knowledge level of Neil DeGrasse Tyson
 
Granted, but you're also now just as pedantic and pretentious as he is. Everyone now hates you.

I wish it was colder where I lived so I could finally wear my sweaters and hoodies.
 
Granted. However it's so cold you will freeze to death in minutes.

I wish I was born female.
 
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