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~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

Granted. But it's a Pokemon Gym and since Pokemon don't exist the room serves no point.

I wish Coronavirus didn't exist.
 
Granted, but everyone still has to stay in lockdown.

I wish I could freeze and unfreeze time
 
Granted, but they look like regular people now. Nobody believes them when they tell people they're princesses and they are locked up for being insane.

I wish I had some magic beans.
 
Granted, but you can't turn it off and you keep walking into stuff.

I wish I wouldn't get sick of eating chicken nuggets every day.
 
Granted, but they'll start tasting awful after the 3rd year. Eating any one food literally everyday would do that to you I feel.

I wish I had a cool high-res wallpaper of Crobat custom made for me.
 
Granted, but I make it in microsoft paint and nobody else except me thinks it's cool.

I wish I was a good swimmer
 
Granted, but now there is no more beaches or swimming pools or anywhere you can swim for you to swim in.

I wish the next Pokemon game has Maylene in it and she had a cool new design.
 
Granted but her gym is locked and you can only see her cool design on a poster cameo.

I wish cats had wings.
 
Luna Lovegood said:
Granted, but I make it in microsoft paint and nobody else except me thinks it's cool.

I wish I was a good swimmer
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No joke I'd use it as a wallpaper if you made it lmao. Just make the background black please :p

ZeoStar said:
Granted but her gym is locked and you can only see her cool design on a poster cameo.

I wish cats had wings.
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Granted. Every pet cat in the world has now flown off to god knows where, and the owners are gonna blame you.

I wish there were two of me so one could work (clone) and the other would just stay home and relax (me).
 
Granted, but much like every cliche clone scene, both of you want to be the relax clone and you fight to the death.

I wish I had perfect vision.
 
Granted, but it's now magnified 100x permanently. So now all you can see is people's pores in HD.

I wish my clothes stayed clean forever so I don't have to wash them regularly.
 
Granted, but everyone judges you now for not washing your clothes.

I wish I was a guest on the Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
 
Granted, but literally no one knows who you are so nobody cheers, ratings tank, and you're told to leave early.

I wish it was impossible for me to procrastinate.
 
Granted, but now you can never have leisure time because you're always working.

I wish for nothing.
 
Granted. Literally there's nothing now you're just floating in nothing.

I wish I never had to go toilet ever again.
 
Granted, but you always have that nagging feeling that you COULD

I wish people didn't give cats such a hard time.
 
Granted. But now cats have taken over the world and humans are their slaves.

I wish I could eat a fish.
 
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