~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Roni]

Granted, but your lungs don't develop to the thinner air in higher altitude and thus you suffocate quickly.

I wish I had a home gym.

 

[Fighting Type Master]

Granted. But it's a Pokemon Gym and since Pokemon don't exist the room serves no point.

I wish Coronavirus didn't exist.

 

[Bug]

Granted, but everyone still has to stay in lockdown.

I wish I could freeze and unfreeze time

 

[Roni]

Granted, but no one will be frozen along with it, just time itself as a construct.

I wish Disney princesses were real.

 

[Bug]

Granted, but they look like regular people now. Nobody believes them when they tell people they're princesses and they are locked up for being insane.

I wish I had some magic beans.

 

[Roni]

Granted. The magic is that they dance the conga every now and then and that's it.

I wish I had X-Ray vision.

 

[Bug]

Granted, but you can't turn it off and you keep walking into stuff.

I wish I wouldn't get sick of eating chicken nuggets every day.

 

[Roni]

Granted, but they'll start tasting awful after the 3rd year. Eating any one food literally everyday would do that to you I feel.

I wish I had a cool high-res wallpaper of Crobat custom made for me.

 

[Bug]

Granted, but I make it in microsoft paint and nobody else except me thinks it's cool.

I wish I was a good swimmer

 

[Fighting Type Master]

Granted, but now there is no more beaches or swimming pools or anywhere you can swim for you to swim in.

I wish the next Pokemon game has Maylene in it and she had a cool new design.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted but her gym is locked and you can only see her cool design on a poster cameo.

I wish cats had wings.

 

[Roni]

Granted, but I make it in microsoft paint and nobody else except me thinks it's cool.

I wish I was a good swimmer

No joke I'd use it as a wallpaper if you made it lmao. Just make the background black please :p

Granted but her gym is locked and you can only see her cool design on a poster cameo.

I wish cats had wings.

Granted. Every pet cat in the world has now flown off to god knows where, and the owners are gonna blame you.

I wish there were two of me so one could work (clone) and the other would just stay home and relax (me).

 

[Bug]

Granted, but much like every cliche clone scene, both of you want to be the relax clone and you fight to the death.

I wish I had perfect vision.

 

[Roni]

Granted, but it's now magnified 100x permanently. So now all you can see is people's pores in HD.

I wish my clothes stayed clean forever so I don't have to wash them regularly.

 

[Bug]

Granted, but everyone judges you now for not washing your clothes.

I wish I was a guest on the Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

 

[Roni]

Granted, but literally no one knows who you are so nobody cheers, ratings tank, and you're told to leave early.

I wish it was impossible for me to procrastinate.

 

[Bug]

Granted, but now you can never have leisure time because you're always working.

I wish for nothing.

 

[Fighting Type Master]

Granted. Literally there's nothing now you're just floating in nothing.

I wish I never had to go toilet ever again.

 

[Bug]

Granted, but you always have that nagging feeling that you COULD

I wish people didn't give cats such a hard time.

 

[Fighting Type Master]

Granted. But now cats have taken over the world and humans are their slaves.

I wish I could eat a fish.