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~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

Granted. However the AC has no temperature limit so it keeps getting colder till you freeze to death.

I wish the person who posts after me has bad luck.
 
Granted, but then I pull this out.

[PokeCommunity.com] ~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~


Sorry buddy.

I wish I had 100k Youtube subs.
 
Granted, but they're all inactive bots.

I wish I had 100k active and supportive youtube subs. Checkmate.
 
Granted but now you'll suffer from burnout because the demands of perpetually releasing content for their hungry minds overwhelms you.

I wish I could live in Tamriel!!
 
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Granted. However the fruits go rogue and take over the world now all humans are slaves to fruits.

I wish all bad foods tasted good.
 
Granted but now you'll suffer from burnout because the demands of perpetually releasing content for their hungry minds overwhelms you.

Thanks for making me second guess this whole thing lmao.

I wish all bad foods tasted good.

Granted, but conversely now all good foods taste disgusting. Take that how you will.

I wish I'd never get angry and always have a level-head, no matter the situation.
 
Granted, but you don't care about anything anymore.

I wish my phone was always at 100% battery.
 
Granted. But now everything you do no matter what it is, is at supersonic speed. Including talking, walking and any task you do such as driving.

I wish motorbikes were more safer.
 
Granted. We'll add 2 extra wheels for stability and a protective frame with easy to unlatch doors and a steering wheel for easier driving and ah shoot I just turned them into cars.

I wish global warming didn't exist and the Earth's completely fine.
 
Granted, but people are banished from earth forever so we don't mess it up again.

I wish my headphones would stop breaking
 
Granted, but people are banished from earth forever so we don't mess it up again.

I see no corruption here.

Anywho granted. They break permanently one last time so they never have to again.

I wish I could be consistent at a passion for once (since I move around a lot; this month it'll be Youtubing, next month it might be being a pro CS player, next next month it might be working on an album, etc.) I just wish I could stick to one and one only.
 
Granted, you get a full time job doing whatever you love right now. It's a lifetime contract. You lose complete interest within a month.

I wish I was never unecessarily insecure
 
Granted, now you are so secure that you get such a big ego that everyone now hates you.

I wish everyone in the world liked Maylene from Pokemon like I do.
 
Granted. However people like you a little too much and everyone wants to spend time with you which drives you crazy.

I wish I never made a spelling mistake or typo ever again.
 
Granted but now it costs as much as a 2 year subscription and after 2 years new products have to be bought and the old products stop working.

I wish 2+2 equalled 5.
 
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