~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[jaggybeanz]

Granted but your vehicle has a design failure and you end up causing a massive car crash


I wish for a pollution-free boat that allows me to soar the seas

 

[Roni]

granted, but it comes with a minor flaw that... makes it sink like a rock after an hour of use. oh well, at least no pollution right?

i wish all the trash in the world got transported light years away into other galaxies.

 

[jaggybeanz]

granted, but that trash contains unstable virus and bacteria. After interacting with the sun radiation and nuclear waste, they mutate and evolve into sapient beings that hunt mankind to extinction.


I wish cov*d didn't exist

 

[Duck]

Granted. The world's gone back to the early 1700s where Small Pox was still a thing.

I wish for a pancake

 

[Roni]

granted. i've even prechewed it for you so you just have to swallow it!

i wish i were funny

 

[Starlight]

Granted. You're funny... looking.

I wish to be able to fly

 

[Roni]

Granted. You're funny... looking.

so, nothing changed?

granted, but you can only do so while sustaining a solid C#5.

i wish i had begun posting around PC back in 2016

 

[Duck]

Granted. At the time the forum was barren and without form, leaving you to post alone in an empty ghostforum.

I wish it weren't so hot here.

 

[Roni]

granted. it's now -400c. might wanna get a jacket.

i wish my eyes weren't hurting right now

 

[RadEmpoleon]

Granted. Everything else hurts now.

I wish that shooting stars actually granted wishes

 

[Roni]

granted, but they crash land on earth and decimate a small settlement each time a wish comes true.

i wish my Turtwig plush were a real Turtwig

 

[Starlight]

Granted but you feed it after midnight, it becomes Torterra, and crushes everything in your house including you.

I wish I could understand animals

 

[jaggybeanz]

Granted, but your senses get overloaded by so many animals speaking to you and you go insane.

I wish i could read minds

 

[Duck]

Granted, but your senses get overloaded by so many people thinking around you and you go insane.

I wish I had a bottle of clean, drinkable water.

 

[Starlight]

Granted but it tastes like celery juice.

I wish my grass never needed cutting

 

[Roni]

Granted, but it constantly smells like expired celery juice.

I wish my room was spotless

 

[Starlight]

Granted, but you lose all artistic tendencies until you mess it up again.

I wish I had garlic bread.

 

[Izanagee2005]

Granted, but the garlic is raw and separate from the bread

I wish I had a Nintendo Switch.

 

[Starlight]

Granted but it doesn't work.

I wish I was shorter

 

[Izanagee2005]

Granted but now no one can see you

I wish I had a PS5