~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Starlight]

Granted but it's been modded and is banned by Sony.

I wish I was rich

 

[Mercurybro]

Granted, you now have the richness of a Black Forest Gâteau

I wish for more snow

 

[Starlight]

Granted but it's the gross, grey, slushy kind you get on the roads after heavy traffic.

I wish for mew to be real

 

[Roni]

granted, Mew manifests whenever you interact with your car. you need to battle it everytime that happens. fun times when you need to go somewhere eh?

i wish i weren't sleepy rn

 

[Duck]

Granted. You have 15 minutes before you're sleepy again.

I wish the weather were 10 degrees Celsius cooler than it is right now.

 

[Mercurybro]

Granted, and unfortunately the change in relative humidity throws off the weather, causing a great storm that floods you out.

I wish I could play a musical instrument well.

 

[Roni]

granted. you are now a professional air guitarist.

i wish i could finish reading books within a day regularly.

 

[Starlight]

Granted but you enjoy none of them.

I wish for chocolate to have zero calories

 

[Roni]

granted. all chocolate has now turned into a gaseous state that you can only consume by smelling.

i wish i had a better table and chair at work ugh

 

[TwilightBlade]

Granted, but now your chair and table have spiders underneath.

I wish I had a week off from work.

 

[Roni]

granted, but they deduct from your salary for every hour you weren't working. don't you just love capitalists?

i wish i had more than just a sandwich for lunch today

 

[Taro Tanaka]

Granted. You get three pizza slices, a bag of Doritos, a cold bottle of pink lemonade, and a strawberry cupcake for dessert. All of which has been opened and sitting out in the hot sun for a month.

I wish for a brand-spanking-new television.

 

[Roni]

granted. a 50 inch plasma screen TV is waiting for you to pick it up at an undisclosed Ecuadorian shop. and no they can't offer shipping.

i wish i got a free haircut right now, and that it was a good haircut.

 

[Starlight]

Granted. Your cat gets an awesome and free haircut.

I wish to see another rocket launch

 

[Roni]

granted. you're in the rocket now and no one has a spare space suit. good luck!

i wish i didn't have to put ice cream in the freezer for it to stay cold and delicious

 

[भाग्य ज्योति]

Granted, but now no one is selling you ice creams.

I wish that everyone lives peacefully.

 

[Bug]

Granted, everyone is now a toad. All war ceases because toads cannot do anything.

 

[Taro Tanaka]

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I wish to be the neko femboy husbando of everyone here in the PokeCommunity.

 

[Roni]

granted, but everyone starts being too demanding of your time that you can't keep up anymore

i wish i were braver

 

[Starlight]

Granted, but you are now all testosterone and no brains. You die after taking on a grizzly bear at a game of twister.

I wish for a decent night's sleep