~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Squirtlenator]

Granted but, your entire memory has been wiped and you have to relearn everything again


I wish that I could see the future...

 

[Starlight]

Granted, you can now only watch tv shows from Kiribati!

I wish I wasn't so lazy

 

[Squirtlenator]

Granted but, now you're super hyper and can't sit still.

I wish that I was more efficient at getting things done

 

[Roni]

granted, but now you have no more time or motivation to post here :c

i wish all my VPPs were shiny~

 

[Megan]

Granted, but they all only award negative points and can not be used for medals etc.

I wish I was depressed less often

 

[Starlight]

Granted - do I really have to corrupt this? - but now you can't feel anything 😔

I wish I could play all instruments!

 

[Roni]

granted, but you can only manage one note on each one.

i wish everyone on PC averaged 80 posts per day.

 

[Starlight]

Granted, but now VPPs take 40,000 posts each :)

I wish I was less shy

 

[Roni]

granted, but it's flipped the other way now and you're WAY too overconfident. people find you quite annoying lol.

i wish i was on 12% body fat right now

 

[Megan]

Granted, but you also develop an uncontrollable craving for unhealthy food.

I wish life to be much easier.

 

[Roni]

granted. you are now a rock. you've lost all sense of consciousness and life and just lay motionless there forever, without aim or purpose. can't get any easier than that.

i wish all my notebooks were water proof

 

[PageEmp]

Granted. They are waterproof but not fireproof and the material is very sensitive to heat and burns up easily.

I wish nobody were serious.

 

[Squirtlenator]

Granted, now the whole world is a joke

I wish the sun was always out

 

[Eleanor]

Granted, now you're a vampire

I wish for a PC meetup irl :)

 

[Megan]

Granted, but unfortunately you get an appointment that you're not allowed to miss so you can't be there.

I wish for a bottle of water!

 

[ElBurrito]

Granted, however all the water inside will evaporate the moment the bottle is opened.

I wish I could understand what animals say when they talk.

 

[Allen303]

granted but you can only listen to them while you are sleeping!
I wish I was captain america!

 

[Roni]

granted, but sadly you don't get America's ass. can't have your cake and eat it too y'know?

i wish all English words only had a maximum of 5 letters per word.

 

[Megan]

Granted, every word has a maximum of 5 letters. All those words that didn't fit are now taken as alternate meanings of shorter words. That means context now matters more than ever. Unfortunately, it has now become way more difficult to understand what people are trying to say.

I wish for a bigger place to store all my stuff.

 

[Roni]

granted, but all your stuff individually double in size as well, so it's as if nothing ever really changed.

i wish the Earth was actually flat