~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[StCooler]

Granted, you become a fully legit Bachelor's degree from Reykjavik University, and your owner puts it on a wall on his WC.

I wish Kabutops had a Mega-Evolution.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, it becomes a floating head with just the scythes for its mega, and changes to a Rock/Ghost type!
Wait is that really a corruption 🤔

I wish for more Ice types

 

[StCooler]

Granted, you get a new snowflake Pokémon with 2^64 forms, meaning it takes a few Google servers to store every one of them.

I wish I worked less.

Granted, it becomes a floating head with just the scythes for its mega, and changes to a Rock/Ghost type!

Is it a new Alolan form? XD

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you now only work during national holidays and have the rest of the year off.
Someone's gotta work during Christmas.... and all the other holidays.
Good luck paying the bills though.

I wish for a scooter

Is it a new Alolan form? XD

Sure, just hack gen 7 to include megas and you're good to go hack it in =o

 

[CelloX]

Granted, it is invisible. Hope you remember where you parked it...

I wish I could stay at a healthy weight.

 

[Olivia]

Granted you are so healthy weight that after touching something you break it down........... Even plates and tv remote.....

I whish I could bring back someone who is dead 💀⚰

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you are now a necromancer and are honor-bound to flood the world with tides of the undead. All dressed up in skitty costumes, of course (just because you're undead doesn't mean you can't have style!).

I wish for motivation

Granted, it is invisible. Hope you remember where you parked it...

I'd say that's the least of my worries. What about the dials?
'How fast am i going?' - No idea
'How much fuel is left?' - No idea.
Also getting it fueled sounds like a hassle in general too xD
Good luck looking in the mirrors while riding it too...

 

[AMP017]

Granted, now someone follows you around yelling motivating sayings at every single moment, even when you are try to sleep. Also he follows you into the shower.
I wish that pokemon were real

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but the building you work in now is a Duraludon, and it encounters a Tyranitar. Tyranitar uses Earthquake, critical hit, Duraludon dies, and Tyranitar also destroys the whole town.
And this happens:

Spoiler:

I wish I was more efficient with RPG Maker.

I wish for a scooter

I read "I wish for a stcooler" 🙄

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you now efficiently ruin every project you attempt to start in RPG Maker, and therefore efficiently spend next to no time on it.

I wish for a lamb 😇

I read "I wish for a stcooler" 🙄

awwwwww...... 🤗
This is a hug emoticon right? been using it as one, but it's kinda hard to tell tbh xD

 

[Duck]

Granted. Mary sues you for theft and you go to jail.

I wish for a vacation

 

[Olivia]

Granted, your vacation is in your bathroom! Have fun exploring your own bathroom!

I whish that i have power to make my bully pay for bullying me!(gonna show him who's the real boss 😎😎)

 

[Pyxal]

Granted! You're now expelled from school for taking brutal revenge on a poor kid.

I wish I had a million wishes.

 

[Duck]

Granted, you have'em. None of them are granted.

I wish for a slice of cake

 

[Pyxal]

I slice of cake made of Dog Poo? Granted!

I wish for a PS5.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, here's your brand new Phony Playstation 5!
What do you mean that's not the brand that's supposed to be on it?

I wish for a big bag of popcorn

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but it has only one corn seed (??? I don't know if it's called "seed").

I wish to type faster.

 

[Duck]

Granted, you type one femtosecond faster.

I wish running didn't suck

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but now you become addict to running, and just like every runner, you get knee and ankle tendinitis, foot inflammation, and probably compression of vertebrae. Here is a list of common running injuries.

Alternative responses:
- Not granted, nothing can make running not suck.
- Run with someone though, it helps a lot ^^


I wish for 10 more IQ points.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you get 10 more points to save up for one of these:

Spoiler:

(toyota iQ)

Only 9990 more points to go!

I wish for no side effects from the covid vaccination