~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[StCooler]

Granted, now the vaccine is a placebo.
Seriously though, I got only one side effect, a slight pain in the shoulder, as if I got punched in the shoulder and it had made a bruise.

I wish for chocolate to not have any calories.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, because it doesn't exist anymore. Can't have calories if it isn't real.

I wish we could colonize other planets.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted. Earth is invaded by a parasitic alien species that takes over peoples mind and bodies and replaces the original host completely. The new 'humans' make vast technological leaps and end up colonizing other species' planets through force. Those who submit are assimilated too.
So we've technically colonized other planets.... but was it worth it?

I wish for something I don't know I want yet
well this should be fun =3

 

[Starlight]

Granted! You get 487 new hard drives to house your inevitable growing Eurovision addiction. You manage to collect a good copy of every ESC in existence, including previously unknown footage of 1964 that you got from a very shady contact that owed you a life debt after the pencil case affair!

One day you come home to find all your hard drives have been stolen with only a worn eraser left in their place...


I wish for a hot tub!

 

[Dave]

Granted, but you get amug of company hot tub.


I wish for that I had Saitama's power

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you are now bald.
We all know his power comes from his baldness =o
😂

I wish to be shiny
I don't even know why... i just feel like being sparkly =o

 

[StCooler]

Granted, you are shiny. But now you provoke envy, trainers who see you want to catch you at all costs. One eventually catches you. However, Glaceon is not viable in Smogon's OverUsed tier, so your trainer never uses you in battle, and you remain in your trainer's PC, Box 22.
One day, a hacker attacks Google's servers, and gains access to all of Bill's storage systems (because Bill works with Google). He finds an interesting shiny Glaceon, downloads it from your box. But there is an error in the download, some bits were lost, and you become a Caterpie (but you're still shiny).

I wish I could sleep less.

 

[Duck]

Granted, you suffer from sleep deprivation though.

I wish I had a shiny penny.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but it's so shiny that everyone now wants it; no matter the cost!

I wish I'd have a trait that positively sticks out.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you now have Pinokkio's nose, except it grows when you complain about mondays!

I wish for a new cat friend =)

 

[Duck]

Granted. The cat's a friend to you until one day it just disappears. You're severely distraught over that.

I wish I didn't have a blister on my foot.

 

[StCooler]

Granted. Now it's on your forehead.

I wish I had a kilogram of strawberries.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, a kilogram of these:

Spoiler:

wait, I don't have to make them myself though, do I?

I wish for a sprinkler

 

[Megan]

Granted, now you only need to install it at your house in the desert.

I wish for a wish.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but that new wish is not granted.

I wish the Earth was a torus (form of a donut).

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you have to live in the center. Good luck =D

I wish for a Photoshop license

 

[Duck]

Granted. Your country institute a DMV equivalent for the use of software and you're granted a license to use Photoshop. Now you just have to buy a use license from Adobe. And pay the government to renew your other license every two years or so.

I wish for a marshmallow.

 

[Dave]

Granted...... But it is made of plastic.

I wish that next one to post is not me

 

[ReKoil]

Granted...... But it is made of plastic.

I wish that next one to post is not me

Granted, but you make it into the post anyway through the power of quoting!

I wish to invent a new tasty food

 

[StCooler]

Granted. You've invented chocolate-pineapple nems. Yum or yuck?

I wish I found my first Shiny Pokémon.