~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Zeostar]

Granted. You turn into handsome squidward too.

Spoiler:

I wish for aliens to share knowledge with us

 

[Duck]

Granted. They tell us how to make a top notch omelette and then go away.

I wish for a life time supply of candy.

 

[Starlight]

Granted, but your taste buds stop working for the rest of your life :(

I wish to have rhythm

 

[StCooler]

Granted, you now become a metronome.

I wish for a pensieve.

 

[Duck]

Granted, the assorted magical governments obliviate you to complete catatonia though.

I wish I had a puppy.

 

[ReKoil]

Here ya go:

Spoiler:

you should sleep with 1 eye open..

I wish I had a bottle of honey

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but it is fossilized honey and it contains trapped mosquitoes with blood of dinosaurs. You decide to found your own Cretaceous Park (because "Jurassic park" is copyrighted), with a wide variety of dinosaurs. Your park has success, and you become one of the richest human on the planet. You hang out with Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk, and sometimes you go out to party at Uncle Bill's palace. He hosted a very rich buffet with lots of expensive and tasty food from around the world. So many snacks to try! After three hours of an explosion of gustatory varieties, you try some Indian ginger sweets. It tastes spicy yet sweet. Too bad, you're allergic to ginger, and you finish the party at the hospital.
I know, when we're talking trapped mosquitoes, we're talking amber, but you can't deny it looks similar to honey.
And I hate ginger sweets.


I wish for a brownie.

 

[Duck]

Granted, shame it has peanuts and you're allergic to them.

I wish I had Breath of the Wild

 

[StCooler]

Granted. Now a bear is panting near you, he is wild, and he breathes.

I wish to be a successful Twitch streamer.

 

[ReKoil]

Congrats, you now have a twitch that makes your eyes blink every second whenever you're near a stream.
Such a twitchy streamer!

I wish for someone to fix the gen 8 fossils

 

[Duck]

Granted, they've been brought back to life - being dead was their only flaw after all.

I wish I had better teachers

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but now you don't ever want to leave school, and you stay at school until you die.

I wish for a lovely kitten.

I wish for someone to fix the gen 8 fossils

What's wrong with them?

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but now you don't ever want to leave school, and you stay at school until you die.

I wish for a lovely kitten.

Here's your new kitty friend:

you two play nice now 😇

Edit: I wish there was a wish here
probably forgot after editing those fossil mons xD

Granted, they've been brought back to life - being dead was their only flaw after all.

What's wrong with them?

Allow me to ruin some fossil mons 😈

Spoiler:

 

[StCooler]

Oh no, you broke the topic, you didn't make a wish! 😱

I wish my fridge was never empty.

 

[Duck]

Granted, it's always full of rotten food.

I wish the day had more than 24 hours

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, it now has 40 hours. However, only for you.
As such everyone you know will eventually out age you, as you age slower now!

I wish for some delicious ice cream

 

[Allen303]

Granted, it was tasted by rats 🐀🐀 to know that it was delicious or not.....

I whish I have more money to spend....

 

[Olivia]

Granted you have more money but it was fake money so if u use it you will be arrested by 👮policeman!

I whish I was an adult

 

[Megan]

Granted, now let me show you your new responsibilities! :)

I wish I wasn't an adult.

 

[Allen303]

Granted you are an unborn child!


I wish I could remain bachelor for 5 years