~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Zeostar]

Granted, but the world is so beautiful it blinds you.

I wish for an expansion of the english language

 

[Megan]

Granted, but i costs 70 bucks. Always that DLC that costs as much as a full feature game!

I wish for better working conditions.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, your computer now works perfectly, your seat is super comfy, you are given 5-star meals at lunch on demand, all your colleagues are sweethearts. But when you go home, you realise you now prefer your workplace to your home; you become workaholic. This is perfect, because all those new features cost a lot to your company, which means you have to work twice as much for the same salary.

I wish I was able to do a split.

Granted, but now ALL you do can is arithmetic. You can no longer use words, just numbers, and only if you do some sort of arithmetic! It's gonna make for interesting conversation, to be sure!
- "How are you doing?'
-"-4X + 7 = 15."

X = -2

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you make a run for it and go to Split, leaving your life behind! Time to start anew!
Hope you know the language and customs 😉

I wish for one of these Snorlax pillows:

Spoiler:

 

[Starlight]

Granted, but they're made from real Snorlaxes that were farmed for the purpose in absolutely terrible conditions. I hope you can live with yourself :(

I wish it was Halloween every day.

 

[Retek]

I wish it was Halloween every day.

Granted, but that would give me the opportunity to scare you everyday. >:)

 

[Mahian23]

I wish it was Halloween every day.

Granted,But you got sick after getting haunted by a rebel and The christmas never came so no one gets gifts from Santa anymore,They are now Haunting you.

I wish I could eat Chocolates everyday.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you need to brush your teeth 20 times a day now to ward off cavities!

I wish for free bike repairs for a year.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but now your bike needs gas to run properly.

I wish I could eat meals from 5-star restaurants everyday, for free.

I wish for one of these Snorlax pillows:

Spoiler:

I want them toooooooooooo <3

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, but two years later the staff is like "Who is this dude living in the restaurant and why has he never payed for a meal".

I wish to witness a shooting star

 

[Megan]

Granted, you see a shooting star right before it hits Earth and erradicates all life in the progress!

I wish for a vacuum cleaner that sucks out all the evil stuff in the world.

Granted, your computer now works perfectly, your seat is super comfy, you are given 5-star meals at lunch on demand, all your colleagues are sweethearts. But when you go home, you realise you now prefer your workplace to your home; you become workaholic. This is perfect, because all those new features cost a lot to your company, which means you have to work twice as much for the same salary.

So except for the people being nicer nothing really changes? Like, I also hate my home and it feels about as much as a trap as my work. ^^"

 

[Mahian23]

Granted,But now the world become peaceful,The police,detectives,fighters lost their jobs and now finding a solution to eradicate the Vacuum cleaner along with you!

I wish for a Dragon that can fly and breath fire to become my pet with the world government permission and suck up every evil.

 

[ReKoil]

You now have a Dragon that can fly an breathe fire!
It fits in the palm of your hand too, how cute is that?!
No need to worry about it growing up, it stays that size forever!
And it can just incinerate any waste it produces!
The world government approves of it as long as it deals with their rat problem!

If only the dragon didn't consider humans evil and didn't eat you up, one nibble at a time, every chance it gets. It's gonna take a bit, hope you got painkillers, though they'll only help a bit.

I wish for healthcare to be free worldwide!

 

[Mahian23]

Granted but the doctors and the Health and food division of the government became poor and now finding you for making a shitty wish like that.

I wish to get 50000$ in an instant

 

[Starlight]

Granted! Here is your virtual $50000 for a game that is no longer running or playable. Have fun!

I wish for no pain.

 

[ReKoil]

There are times I'd wish to not corrupt, but oh well....

You no longer feel pain, but that just means you won't notice any injuries or the like...

I wish for a hidden talent.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted but it's so hidden you can't find it.

I wish we all aged backwards like benjamin button

 

[Megan]

Granted, but now you're old and your parents are younger than you.

I wish for businesses to actually bother with recycling instead of pushing it all into the ocean.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but now the prices of everything increase by 50% :(
I think it's realistic unfortunately.

I wish for a Nintendo Switch.

 

[ReKoil]

Here ya go:

Spoiler:

I feel like that image auto corrupted it tbh xD

I wish senseless violence would stop.