~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Whiteeyes1989]

Granted. It's a VHS set fan dubbed into Swahili.

I wish for a new eevolution to get released in Scarlet and Violet.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but it's exclusive to the version that you didn't pick!

I wish for some magic ingredients!

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted, but these magic ingredients start duplicating, and fast, if you don't prepare them properly!

I wish to become an Alpha Gardevoir (like those in Hisui)!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but now everyone is scared of those red glowing eyes of yours and runs away at the sight of you! How will you check facts now? D=

I wish to invent a new sport that becomes very popular.

 

[Megan]

Granted, you invent football/soccer chess. It's like football/soccer but turn based. It's also a lot more brutal for some reason. Better keep you goal keeper safe! :3

I wish for my broom to be able to fly again!

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted, but you can't control your broom's speed and direction!

Granted, but now everyone is scared of those red glowing eyes of yours and runs away at the sight of you! How will you check facts now? D=

Spoiler:

Hello! I spent DAYS looking for you! I would like to test your shell's sturdiness. You see, the - hey, why are you running away ? GET OVER HERE!
^^

Edit: Sorry, it appears I was too busy chasing that running pokémon to post a wish!

 

[ReKoil]

you didn't wish for anything so I'll grant you your secret unspoken wish..... you get to give me a belly rub!

Spoiler:

I wish to be a mage....

Spoiler:

 

[StCooler]

Granted, you now become a mage whose specialty is to control strawberries. You're a strawberrymancer.

I wish to be a ninja.

 

[Starlight]

Granted! You're now made of Lego!

I wish for less dry hair

 

[Megan]

Granted, you now own a personal waterfall located entirely in your bedroom.

I wish for my hair to not be terrible!

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted. You have no hair any longer!

Forget Alpha Gardevoir. I wish to become Gardzilla!

 

[Starlight]

Granted! But now Mothimra attacks!

I wish for understanding

 

[ReKoil]

Granted. Non-earthen species understand perfectly well to avoid our planet now! 😉

I wish for a litter-box that cleans itself.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but now it's too small for you to fit in! :(

I wish for a cute witch hut in the forest!

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted, but it's already occupied by a certain scarlet witch...

I wish for a new movie following Detective Pikachu, in which Tim Goodman starts his first big investigation as new detective, and is paired with a seasoned but impatient officer Gardevoir! Will he succeed in solving this case while having to deal with a colleague as short-tempered as her ?

 

[Starlight]

Granted but ***spoiler*** he can't, and he doesn't! She gets shipped off to the the siberian traffic division... with no coat ;(

I wish the birds would nest in the provided box, not make holes in my roof!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, they'll use the box, but not until after they made a big enough hole in your roof to carry it through =3

I wish to have no headaches whatsoever next month =)

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted, but you will have bellyaches instead due to the too many Sweet Hearts I gave you.

I wish to be Shiny like Reborn's shiny Gardevoir!

Spoiler:

 

[Megan]

Granted, but the paint is toxic and forces you to run to the toilet right at the moment when an important fact checking moment is about to occur!

I wish for everyone to have access to enough water!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted. It's not very clean though... =\

I wish for a Heavy Ball replica.