~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

Granted. However the layouts were done by a 5 year old and look terrible.

I wish the busses and trains were always on time.
 
Granted. However you can only rap everything you say now, good luck having a normal conversation with someone.

I wish fingers were toes and toes were fingers.
 
Luna Lovegood said:
Granted, but you are now deaf and can never appreciate music again.

I wish I knew what the "aster" at the bottom of this website meant.
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So I'm Beethoven now? Schweet.

Granted, but now you know too much. A black van is positioned outside your house. There is no point in hiding.

I wish I had 1,000 friends on this site.
 
Granted. However they are inactive and they never log in.

I wish Ronieverse had 1000 friends on this site.
 
Sorry for spelling your name wrong Roniverse.

Granted. But you are now addicted to whatever you used to cure your ketchup addiction.

I wish I never spelt Roniverses name wrong.
 
Granted, now you don't have diarrhea but it still feels like you do have it.

I wish my name wasn't Fihgting Type Mastre.
 
Granted. Now you forget how everything else works.

I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, AND I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises. You got it?
 
Granted, but no one gets the reference and I accidentally drop it too.

I wish for two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
 
Granted. However before you get to eat it a rival gang shoots at your car.

I wish video games were real.
 
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