~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Roni]

granted, you are now in an office filled with heavy cigarette-smoking individuals and 18 C4 dynamites all around.

i wish every single one of the rich would share their wealth equally with the rest of the world.

 

[jaggybeanz]

Granted, but since every person has exactly the same amount of money, the world gets entangled into a massive guerrilla war where people fight for money. At the end money becomes useless and mankind goes into extinction because the food crops were destroyed, polluted, eaten by other animals, or filled with deadly land mines.

I wish for a cookie.

 

[Squirtlenator]

here you go 🍪


I wish for infinite wishes

 

[Roni]

granted. in exchange they all only have a 1/8192 chance of coming true.

i wish i always slept early so i could know what it's like to wake up at 6am fully refreshed...

 

[Allen303]

granted. in exchange they all only have a 1/8192 chance of coming true.

i wish I always slept early so I could know what it's like to wake up at 6 am fully refreshed...

Spoiler:

in real life, it's painful bro I wake up at 5 am

granted but you will get up when there will be 6 am at Moscow

 

[jaggybeanz]

granted but... looks like you didn't wish for anything, so nothing happens.

I wish i had a portal gun

 

[Allen303]

granted you have a little kids portal gun
I wish I could bring back dinosaurs!

 

[Starlight]

Granted but they eat you!!!

I wish for 30+°C tomorrow

 

[jaggybeanz]

Granted but the temperature and sun radiation keeps increasing until reaching drought-like levels. All the water around you starts boiling, including the water inside your body, so you die from suffocation and third-degree sunburns.

I wish i had a sun-powered car

 

[Roni]

granted, but you now have a nightshift job.

i wish i had a drawing tablet right now

 

[Lysander]

Granted, but it comes without a pen

I wish my internet connection was better

 

[PageEmp]

Granted. It goes so fast that it constantly loads into random pages before you react.

I wish tonights direct came out right now.

 

[Roni]

granted, but your internet goes out as soon as it starts and will take 20 minutes to get up and running again.

i wish it weren't the weekend yet tomorrow.

 

[Starlight]

Granted, but you never have a weekend again!

I wish for movie studios to make some new movies, instead of ripping off stuff that isn't even that old.

 

[Roni]

granted, but it's all randomly generated plots now. can't rip off something that doesn't make any sense now eh?

i wish phones didn't need charging and we could have a full battery always

 

[Zeostar]

Granted but the magical phone fairy only gives those kinds of phones out to google employees.

I wish for a pokemon marvel crossover movie

 

[Squirtlenator]

Granted but, Thanos snapped away half of the pokedex...oh wait Game Freak already did that

I wish that I was the best at everything

 

[Roni]

granted, but it's all just surface level knowledge and skill and you can't ever really dedicate yourself to master one thing as a passion anymore.

i wish i always had perfect teeth

 

[Starlight]

Granted. You now have perfect teeth for drawing blood with, vampire Roni!

I wish I wasn't scared of heights

 

[Lysander]

Granted, but now you are stuck in a small building forever, and as a result are unable to experience the heights

I wish I could watch every MCU film for the first time again