~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

Oh they're real all right. And SUPER helpful.... super helpful at helping themselves to our world that is! Our world is soon overrun and we are at their mercy. (so we're basically an endangered species)

I wish to not be bored!
 
Granted. You start playing League of Legends and spend your whole life on it :(

I wish videogames would be released without bugs.
 
Granted, but it is made by EA, it has lootboxes and lots of expensive, useless skins :)

I wish Elden Ring was a masterpiece.
 
Pick your poison: 😇
(my brain wanted to do way too many things with this lol)

-Granted, you are now freed from having to live.... 😈

-Granted, you are now free to smear ketchup everywhere! You just have to clean it up later.... by eating it!

-Granted, you have been set free into the wild. You try to regroup with others of the Ashen Ketchup species.... but are captured in a PokeBall by some random un-aging guy with a pikachu he doesn't evolve for some reason.... but hey, at least you get to chill with Professor oak now?

-Granted, you get absorbed by your computer and can now freely roam all of the internet..... oh.. wait... might wanna be careful 😱

-Granted, you lose your citizenship and are now free and unbound by borders! If only you could settle down somewhere....

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I wish for a chocolate bar that replenishes itself 🤤
 
Granted but now there's a war between twenty countries, other than yours and your neighbours (so the war doesn't affect you directly).

I wish to instantly comprehend everything.


Megan said:
Granted, but every time you eat it, it grows to double the size!
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This is a subtle corruption! Could be a nice topic for a short story. You start with a normal chocolate bar, then it doubles in size. You're glad, because you like chocolate, and it's more chocolate for you. Then it doubles again. You can start to share it. A few doublings later, you can share it with more people. Then it becomes so big, you start to think: maybe you could make a company selling this chocolate. You do, you get free supply everytime. To the point where you need more and more space to store the chocolate. It keeps growing so much that it becomes slowly dangerous for your warehouse, then for the town, then for the planet.
 
Granted, you are now a bona fide socialite!
You are now so super popular due to those super amazing social skills that you have no time for yourself.... at all. ever. Hope you like company when you go to the WC.....

I wish to know da wae 😏

StCooler said:
This is a subtle corruption! Could be a nice topic for a short story. You start with a normal chocolate bar, then it doubles in size. You're glad, because you like chocolate, and it's more chocolate for you. Then it doubles again. You can start to share it. A few doublings later, you can share it with more people. Then it becomes so big, you start to think: maybe you could make a company selling this chocolate. You do, you get free supply everytime. To the point where you need more and more space to store the chocolate. It keeps growing so much that it becomes slowly dangerous for your warehouse, then for the town, then for the planet.
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Megan said:
Granted, but every time you eat it, it grows to double the size!
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I'm actually more worried the eaten parts will also grow after consumption, like, in my stomach =o 😱
 
Granted, but you suddenly become mute whenever you try to communicate about it.
So? what is da wae?

I wish to be neither hungry nor thirsty all the time.
 
Granted 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% less lazier than before!

I whish happiness for all the world!
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