~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Allen303]

Granted you got a pc named quantum but.... It's actually a normal computer

I whish for a storm breaker... I am worthy!

 

[ReKoil]

Here's your storm breaker:

Spoiler:

try not to lose it, I don't wanna go back to the toy store for another one =3

I wish my N64 was still functional =/

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but you've lost the only controllr you had.

I wish my computer wasn't so slow after a few days of running.

 

[Eleanor]

Granted, now your PC has to restart automatically everyday!

I wish the dust in my room would clean itself out of here :)

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, it now automatically piles up in your kitchen instead =D

I wish for a barbecue

 

[Eleanor]

Granted, but it cooks stuff super fast! Be careful ;)

I wish for PC to have more themes

 

[Megan]

Granted, flashing neon colored themes have been added!

I wish for a place where I can collect my thoughts more easily.

 

[Starlight]

Granted. Your brain is now in that jar on the shelf. Sorted!

I wish I knew more about modern pop culture.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you lose all knowledge on your country's history and other aspects of your culture =(

I wish I could get used to android 11 faster
(the differences are small imo, but I finally got used to using android 10 and then they changed some things I do regularly and it's been annoying me xD)

 

[Eleanor]

Granted, but as soon as you're there Android 12 drops and it's totally different

I wish for my phone to last another year <3

 

[PageEmp]

Granted. It is announced that a year will be skipped, that year being when most of your phone will be boosted.

I wish to never listen to emo music for the rest of my life.

 

[Megan]

Granted, all your music listening devices now only give out static noises.

I wish for my own private plane.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but you cannot fly it, and you cannot afford a pilot :)

I wish for Dark Souls 4.

 

[MiamiHeat305]

Granted but it comes out only for the Gameboy Micro and Virtual Boy 🤣🤣🤣

I wish I had a billion dollars

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but inflation wrecks havoc on the the Dollar's monetary worth and it's basically the equivalent worth of 100 dollars before the inflation happened.

I wish for a comfy chair 😊

 

[Eleanor]

Granted, but it's so comfy you're never getting back up once you sit down! Good luck~

I wish for less chemical pollutants being dispersed in the environment...

 

[Starlight]

Granted!!!! The world is now pollutant free! Then you woke up 😢

I wish for a world free of racism, homophobia, transphobia, sexism and all other unfounded hate during my lifetime.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but now humanity doesn't exist anymore.
Time for the rise of the Kabutopses!

I wish I played the guitar.

 

[MiamiHeat305]

Granted, but your fingers become so strong that you rip the strings of any guitar you touch

I wish I had a blender and a lifetime supply of ingredients to make homemade smoothies!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, hope you like seaweed flavor smoothies.... you're stuck with them now 😉

I wish for a working Witcher Medallion 😇