~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Megan]

Granted, but you're not allowed to eat chocolate anymore!

I wish to have more cute stuff!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but your definition of cute has changed to spare you from having to go and find new things and make do with what you have!

I wish to be more energetic

 

[StCooler]

Granted. But you need to drink coffee every 10 minutes, so even if you have more energy, you waste it on making more coffee!
(Don't do this actually)

I wish I never knew League of Legends.

 

[Starlight]

Granted, but you're not allowed to eat chocolate anymore!

YOU MONSTER! 😱

Granted. But you need to drink coffee every 10 minutes, so even if you have more energy, you waste it on making more coffee!
(Don't do this actually)

I wish I never knew League of Legends.

Granted! Bu now you are forced to coach the league of not quite good enough!

I wish for the silence.

 

[Megan]

Granted, Mr. Silence knocks on your door, gives you an autograph and goes back to where he came from. At least now you have prove that you met the silence!

I wish for the world to turn cute!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, there are rainbows and unicorns everywhere now, all the animals are super gentle and caring and all the plants and surfaces now look super cute too! Too bad the people in it are still the same old incorrigible ones 😔

I wish people wouldn't focus so much on their differences.

I wish for the silence.

Kinda wish I had this one as I immediately though of this:

Spoiler:

^.^

 

[Starlight]

Granted! Now they all hate each other for being the same. People be horrible 😔

I wish for a good cup of chai

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but it pops on my coffee table and you need to cross a whole ocean to get it :D

I wish for a pizza with Tandoori chicken and imperial rolls.

 

[Megan]

Granted, you get a pizza with a chicken in imperial uniform perfoming the Tandoori roll which is the newest move it just invented. Do not steal! D:

I wish for some clean water.

 

[Zeostar]

Clean and mean. Comes with 1,000% degrading insults from the talking water bottle or your money back.

I wish for infinite knowledge

 

[ReKoil]

Granted. Hope you have lots of space to make a library for all the memories and knowledge you'll be writing down in books to avoid forgetting them.
The brain has limited memory space after all =3

I wish for cats to tame dogs and use them as mounts to ride into battle with!

 

[Megan]

Granted. But as compensation dogs can now tame humans and ride them into battle!

I wish for a blue sky!

 

[Starlight]

Granted! Here is your new ELO - Mr. Blue Sky minidisc... I hope you have a MD player!

I wish for a good coping mechanism.

 

[ReKoil]

Spoiler:

input your issue and out comes you coping with it! 😇

I wish for my cat to live long and prosper

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but now your cat becomes an immortal two-meter tall feline beast that needs to eat humans :(

I wish to have perfectly functioning eyes that don't need glasses.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but you have no way to display them. You also can't bring them back to the biology institute or else you have to deal with the police.

I wish for video games to go back to 2D graphics.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, every videogame now has the old Super Mario 2 graphics. Hope you like Mario, it's all you'll be seeing now!

I wish for a new mattress

 

[Zeostar]

I an unable to fund that. All I can give you is our friend matt in a dress.

Spoiler:

I wish for the eradication of stereotypes.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but people can't fall back on simple concepts and have to constantly think everything through which means any decision that needs to be done quick won't. Instead everything just burns down in front of their eyes.

I wish for some snacks!

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, you get snacks and it comes with my digestive issues for no extra charge.

I wish music on the radio would switch more frequently rather than playing the same things all the time.