~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted. It is so popular that none of them live in the wild anymore, as they are all family pets.

I wish for a Dynamegamax evolution for Charizard in the next generation!

Spoiler:

 

[Amore]

Granted. The Paldea league champion has a DMegMax Charizard. Much like Eternamax Eternatus, you can't have it (not even briefly in a signature move).

I wish they would do a Deoxys event for the first time since... (checks Bulbapedia)...2013!

 

[Megan]

Granted, but in turn they retroactively remove Deoxys from the ORAS postgame! How did they even pull that off? D:

I wish for a pair of long lasting new shoes!

 

[doreMi♪]

your wish is granted. but you lost the ability to take off your shoes. forever.

i wish for a less cold weather tomorrow.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted. No cold weather!

I wish for 1 year long holidays!

 

[Starlight]

Granted! And THANK YOU!!! See y'all next year!

I wish for a maid.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you need to work for 90 years first, and get every other year off after that... just need to live that long first 😉 😈
edit, cuz sniped.

Granted...

Spoiler:

... you just need to move to the Pokemon world first =D

I wish for people to be less judgmental.

 

[Blobkyu]

Granted… now everyone is mute =D

I wish that I had ability in all sports

 

[Starlight]

Granted! You are now able to play ALL sports! ... badly!

I wish for a flask of hot chocolate.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted:

Spoiler:

A flask of chocolate with some hot liquor inside!

I wish for better eyesight.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but it's just barely better so you need new glasses. But not enough so you can actually see stuff well without them.

 

[Zeostar]

Uh oh, there's no wish to corrupt. Better fix this.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but you get nothing more than that!

I wish for something meaningful in life.

 

[ReKoil]

Here's a box full of these Glaceon figures:

Spoiler:

Now go forth and spread word of the eeveelutionati by handing them out for free! 😊

I wish for another week off.... 😙

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, but you are unable to access your residence for the entire week.

I wish that it would be easier to think of wishes. I've been sitting here a while and can't think of anything.

 

[Bice]

Granted. You come up with wishes relating to things man was not meant to know.

I wish people would stop lowballing me on ebay.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted. Now you get no bids whatsoever....

I wish my cat would lie on my lap sometimes.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but it's also ten feet tall!

I wish for grass to be greener on my side...

 

[Bice]

Granted. You have destroyed the environment thanks to your grass needing a huge amount of water as well as the grass displacing local flowers for the bees and other pollinators. You also have a thriving Japanese Beetle population since their larvae feed on grass roots.

I wish my controllers would stop getting the dreaded joystick drift.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, now they don't respond at all.

I wish for better time management skills.