~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

*Brings polish oil and rags*
There! Your Pokémon merch is now officially shiny!

I wish for a new kind of Pokémon game!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, enter Pokemon... Notepad, where you follow a Pokemon Professor around and do nothing but take notes!

I wish for a magic portal to another world.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted! it takes you to the human world and all you can do is file taxes and work! D:

I wish for a rock.

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

Granted! Now anytime someone's going to give you something it will always be a rock! :D

I wish for an island. (and yes this is a joke based on that song lol)

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Here, have an Island!

Spoiler:

Just beware the Tyrantrum, the Aerodactyl, ...

I wish for a journey through space!

 

[SteCisGreendog]

Granted, but they manufactured them in the wrong colours!

I wish trains actually cooperated with me rhis week.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted. But you typed "rhis week'' instead of "this week". It turns out, rhis week actually means 10,000 years later. Gonna be waiting a while for those trains.

I wish for ash to show up as an adult in the pokemon anime.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but he's become a roid rage bald man who's even more unlikable than he already was and makes even Kratos blush in regards to how brutally he treats people and Pokemon.

I wish people wouldn't litter.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted, but they use your house as a trash can!

I wish for a new pair of glasses!

 

[saniachan]

Granted, but it would snap in two as soon as you wear it.

I wish I could catch a break... *then collapses*

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but your break is already over. You wasted it being passed out. Get back to work you!

I wish I could handle spicy food better.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted, but now you can't handle sweets!

I wish for some fried rice!

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

Granted! But it's dry and flavorless!

I wish a person I really liked would come back to the PC!

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted, they come back... then they leave right away...

I wish for the interview of Primarosa, star singer Primarina of Heahea City (Akala Island, Alola), that I am about to do, to go well!

 

[ReKoil]

It does... the interview goes so well that you don't write anything down, and Primarose doesn't want to repeat it later on!

I wish for a good night's rest!

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted but you don't have a good day's awake!

I wish for the ability to read people's minds.

 

[saniachan]

Granted, but everyone thinks in languages you don't even speak -- and their minds refuse to translate it for you.

I wish for a round of tome stackers.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you're the one who has to put all the books back in the bookcases afterward for all the players. In their proper location, exactly where they were before the game.

I wish that it would stop storming.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted, But now it's scorching hot outside!

I wish for my regirock to shine already!

 

[Zeostar]

Granted. It uses explosion.

I wish for small amounts of snow.