~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted but now you can only speak math!

I wish to go back to the Jewel Changi airport!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but now you have to live there forever!

I wish for more merch =P

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted but i flood your house 95 million Lapras plushies! .

i wish i could see in the dark.

 

[PageEmp]

Granted. You now see all sorts of terrifying things whenever you turn off the lights.

I wish the protagonists of the eventual Pokemon Legends ZA were actual children, and I mean literal 9-10 year old protagonists instead of the usual 12-15 year olds.

 

[PoryKid575]

Granted, but they behave like 20 year olds!

I wish for more free time.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted, but you have to spend it standing still and doing absolutely nothing!

I wish to marry a Delphox.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted, but he was actually a Zoroark!

I wish for the ability to drive perfectly!

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted but cars are now banned!

i wish for a new jacket.

 

[Tert]

The jacket always smells really weird and the smell changes every day. You can never seem to identify any smell made by it, but it always smells like... something. It could be sweet, pungent or quite musty as if left in an attic for years.

I wish for the ability to grow stones under my feet to make floating platforms!

 

[PoryKid575]

Granted, but you have to clean them up after you're done using them.

I wish for more pillows.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted! you have no blankets now!

I wish to be able to tame bugs!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but they become so docile they no longer hunt for food and you have to spoon-feed them.

I wish for no heat wave this summer.

 

[Citra La Magicienne]

Granted! There's a chill wave that freezes the entire world for the summer!


I wish that my 10yo cat and my new 6mo kitten would stop fighting

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted they both gang up on you instead!

i wish i could finish my fanfiction.

 

[PageEmp]

Granted and you're only allowed to type in one word and that completed it.

I wish that Pokemon trading card game pocket came out right now, and I mean at this very moment.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

It came out right now... but was removed right away because they forgot to put the cards in the sachets!

I wish Ash had sent his Charizard, in one of the latest seasons, to fight a trainer's top level Mightyena in a tough fight.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, but mightyena wins. Charizard disappoints millions of nostalgic Pokemon fans.

I wish for more reaction emotes on pokecommunity

 

[Citra La Magicienne]

Oh, how I wish to grant without a twist. But alas, I grant it; the old emotes are gone and missed!
The new emotes are unuseful and boring- they're only twenty variations of Snorlax snoring!

idk why I felt the need to do it like that but...it's fun XD


I wish that my cat would live as long as I did without aging or health repercussions!
i have a feeling I know the twist already..

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted, but it's a dog now!

I wish for $20.57

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted you get 20 dogs and 57 cats in the mail!

i wish to visit another country.