~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Somewhere_]

Granted, but while you have the skills, the only ingredients you can use are what you find your trash can

I wish I could get a 100% on my math exam.

 

[Lunar]

Granted, but you horrifically fail all your other exams.

I wish it was instantly the summer holidays and all my exams were over

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but now your break is only one week long versus several :(

I wish my vacation could come sooner!

 

[noa]

Granted, but now you're going on vacation to some random town in the midwest with nothing to do.

I wish I could find a translation job!

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but now your ability to speak English is lost.

I wish I knew how to speak another language!

 

[noa]

Granted, you just learned an obscure language from a tiny island that only 500 people speak. (That actually might be kind of cool)

I wish that someone competent would do my homework for me

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but now your teacher will mark you down because it's not your own work!

I wish Saturday could stay Saturday and not turn to Sunday.

 

[Miah]

Granted, but it turns back time, and you need to do everything you've done forever.

I wish I understood what Covfefe really meant.

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but now you suddenly get memed all over the place!

I wish it rained non-stop right now, without a thunderstorm!

 

[Miah]

Granted, but you can't go to work and you don't get paid.

I wish classes didn't have to start tomorrow...

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but now you fail the course.

I wish I could get more hours at work.

 

[ThunderCorp.]

Granted, but you would have time to write only one word in PC afterwards.

I wish I had a PS4 and a compatible GTA game

 

[MakeItTotter]

Granted, but like in years past, your credit card information will be compromised.

I wish for more news on Final Fantasy VII Remake.

 

[Sparkin]

Granted, but you won't be able to play it.

I wish I was better at soccer.

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but now your opponents are better than you

I wish I could afford to travel more

 

[semi]

Granted, but you are forced to take along your baby sister, whom you find to be exceedingly annoying.

I wish I was more active on PC.

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but now PC goes offline and you can't post any longer

I wish that I had a second job right about now.

 

[noa]

Granted! You now work 120 hours a week!

I wish I had a cute dog.

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but the dog barks at all hours of the day and night, causing you to lose patience and rest.

I wish that I could have had a longer vacation.

 

[Lunar]

Granted, but it rains all day everyday.

I wish I didn't have to work and could still get my monthly amount of money