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Sirfetch’d

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    post something funny that happened to you recently or something that you saw online that gave you a good laugh, such as a good meme or whatever. this will be a lighthearted thread :^)
     
    your face
     
    This show was a favourite of mine for a while.
     
    Ever realize how awesome college parties are? You could be taking shots with future doctors meanwhile the next supreme court judge is hurling away in the bathroom. Memories.
     
    Three nurses in a morgue discover a dead man with a hard on, the first nurse says, "I can't let that go to waste" and rides him. The second nurse does the same. The third nurse hesitates and explains she is on her period, but does him anyway. The man sits up and the nurses apologize saying they thought he was dead. The man says, "I was, but after 2 jump starts and a blood transfusion I feel fucking great!"
     
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