Most Epic Fail quote you've ever read

[Surf]

Well, what is the stupidest thing you've ever heard\seen (As in, typed).
The one that I think deserves the most epic est fail is this.

why the heck u make de whola guide in the imaga forme? it is very blury on the screen, i cannot a see anthing. sorry im good not at inglese, i am american so i dont speek good inglese.

^Fail^

 

[processr]

"Epic fail" is a fairly inane quote in itself, so I'll go for that.

 

[Rogue planet]

Brazil is a country in Americas, the official language in Brazil is Portugese. Nowhere in that post did he say that he was from the USA or even North America.

 

[devilicious]

Besides, "English" in Portuguese is "Inglês", so he could've thought it was a cognate.
(I'm Brazilian and I've helped at a local English school here before, so trust me, it's not rare for stuff like that to happen)

Regardless, I'll have to agree with Tribulations.

 

[.inLOVE]

Most epic fail quote?

"Biggest Noob: Anyone who breathes".

 

[Idiot!]

"If you can't stop rape, might as well lie down and enjoy it."

WTH?

 

[Spinor]

" Oh yay :D d(")b "
_________

"how do u do the backwards d?"

However, on PC, there is more like an epic fail conversation, but not a quote, About some guy who kept spelling cockies instead of cookies in the cookie game even though he was corrected like a million times. What the hell?

 

[Dawson]

"It's impossible to get pregnant on your first time."

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

"So here's this giant enemy crab."

"Michael Jackson is found not guilty."

 

[Her]

I didn't beat her. I just pushed her out of bed.
O. J. Simpson

 

[The Apprentice™]

I didn't beat her. I just pushed her out of bed.
O. J. Simpson

lol.

I'm sry I don't have a qotue to say but I just had to laugh lol

 

[ShinjisLover]

I dunno. Lemme look through my VMs. . >.>

I find your attitude irritating. A lot of other people I know do aswell, it says you like to make amends with people. Maybe if you think before you post you wont need to make any amends because you wouldn't annoy so many people.

Phail. XD So then I aksed "like who" and they never gave me a straight answer. Hah.

EDIT: Sheesh, take a joke people. Want to hear a real stupid quote?

I didn't make the Magikarp, it's the official R/S/E sprite

Completely admitted to stealing someone else's work. Great job, loser. d(^^)b
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[.inLOVE]

Got another.

"Read and follow the rules, even though I don't."

 

[Eucliffe]

Mm, I can't recall EXACTLY what the quote was, but it made me crack up so much XD It went along the lines of this:

Hey... My guidebook said that Electric types are weak against Ground, but when I used Earthquake against your Zapdos, it didn't do anything. Are you like, using an Action Replay or something lol?

^I'm sure that "lol" was in there somewhere XD

 

[Fox♠]

What do duplicates have to do with anything? It'd be better to not have duplicates.

I can;t begin explaining how fundamentally incorrect that post is in regards to the TCG.

 

[Percy Thrillington]

Any post I've ever made can be regarded as an epic fail.

 

[basselope7]

On TV.com someone was messing around with the stuff on the Invader ZIM pages. Here's this person's review for one of the episodes ("Parent Teacher Night"):

Mr. Teacher Parent is Going to Neon Going Anywhere to Break Them Up. I Need A Get Going Right Now, Am I Going to Somewhere One. ANd Ne-Yo is does not like that. and then he said "Gir, Get Out here Now!", Actors Richard Steven Horvitz, Andy Berman, Rosearik Rikki Simons, and Melissa Fahn have agreed to return as voices for "Invader Zim." so We Miss Invader ZIM. "Indaver Zim" hits returning this fall on FOX, it's a brand-new animation. The new batch is part of a deal the Broadcasting network made with Fox this year to pick up syndicated rights to the existing "Invader Zim" library of 98 episodes. and "Indaver Zim" become of similiar to "American Dad!", & "The Simpsons" that one of them now.

 

[RYOUKI]

Oh, Siggy saying "Angelo is cute!". Epic fail, true but still fail.

 

[Surf]

So wait, we're going out there, in the outback?

Not quite as fail as others but it was said by a prima donna in my class so it was funny enough.
It was about the camp that we're going on.

Brazil is a country in Americas, the official language in Brazil is Portugese. Nowhere in that post did he say that he was from the USA or even North America.

I didn't take that into consideration.
I just thought, Oh America, that is so fail.
I apologize.

 

[Alex]

"About three things I was certain.

First, Edward was a vampire.

Second, there was a part of him, and I didn't know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood.

And Third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him."

-runs-

 

[Surf]

well all I can stay Is I working on the grammer!

This one is defiantly and epic fail xD.