Mugshot Emporium

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My Sensei and a few others in the dojo get me and the other black guy mixed up on a regular basis hahaha, so don't worry you're not the only one. I'm the small ass niglett.
 
^ You look nice for a young man you are.

Now, trivia time! What's the first thing that people sometimes notice about me?


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Your chin. Your grin. You're very slim for a Snorlax. You have shaped your hair to be very pointy. That's all.

Also god dammit I was going to post a picture of myself but if it's on the same page as an Irishman it's not going to be the best picture on the page. Curse you Sean13. Curse you.
 
Your chin. Your grin. You're very slim for a Snorlax. You have shaped your hair to be very pointy. That's all.
Actually, it's my normal hairstyle. My widow's peak is one of my most interesting features of me, really. And yes I am slim IRL, but on the net I am a Snorlax.

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You don't have to be the best photo on the page you diva

Maybe not the best but trying to go toe to toe with an Irishman is social suicide.

@SlimmestSnorlax: it's a different style and does suit you tbh, even if I didn't really flatter with the pointy comment! 100 points for creativity.
 
I don't bite, no need to be worried ;)

You don't need to bite THE DAMAGE IS DONE. But alas I suppose someone's got to take the silver medal for this page...

#backstory
I met an online friend of mine who I've known for 6 years by the name of Matt yesterday. Not the beautiful maccrash he's a rookie; only known him for 2. He'd come over to Europe with his girlfriend to do a 35 day trip and I spent yesterday with them in London and it was lovely. Except for Mexico getting beat by Holland when we spend the evening in a local pub there. Dammit.

Alright then, let's do this.

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You don't need to bite THE DAMAGE IS DONE. But alas I suppose someone's got to take the silver medal for this page...

#backstory
I met an online friend of mine who I've known for 6 years by the name of Matt yesterday. Not the beautiful maccrash he's a rookie; only known him for 2. He'd come over to Europe with his girlfriend to do a 35 day trip and I spent yesterday with them in London and it was lovely. Except for Mexico getting beat by Holland when we spend the evening in a local pub there. Dammit.

Alright then, let's do this.

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I see a naked person groping Jesus' hair in the background
 
Me and the babe were skyping last night. Caught her off guard. Her attractiveness makes up for my unnatractiveness.
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Well you got to be attractive enough to get a girlfriend right?? I think you both look cute. I like your girl's pink hair! :3
 
#deep #sittingontheroad

this picture is absolutely ♥♥♥♥ing gigantic btw

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#deep #sittingontheroad

this picture is absolutely ♥♥♥♥ing gigantic btw

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this is mugshot emporium not potential hipster album covers emporium, get with the times mate.

I had some shorts kinda like that but I wore them like 3 times 3 years ago and that was that.
 
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