NEVER ENDING [fake] CHEAT TO GET MEW

[Oblivion Reaper 2.0]

till kill Cyrus...with the dismounted head a Bibearl...that was high poffins...that were poisoned...with poop

 

[Ineffable~]

Once the lv. 101 Pokémon is out of the PC, you must put it in the Daycare with a lv. 92 clone of itself. The Pokémon will make an egg after 1 step and it will automatically go into your party, even if you already have six Pokémon. However, to hatch the egg, you must...

 

[Pheonix987]

...

...go and force-feed a bibarel and a regigas with mud cake. you go to...

 

[aipom man]

get more when ur attacked by brittaney spears

 

[Skystrike]

And you get the Lvl 101 pokemon and use it against her. The next step was....

 

[Oblivion Reaper 2.0]

Then This Happens

after that a giant Bidoof use Ultima on Arceus

 

[Ineffable~]

The egg, once hatched, will become a combination of Sunkern and Arceus, called Arkern. Its nickname will automatically be...

 

[Skystrike]

SeedGod. THEN YOU ENCOUTER MEW!!! Unfortanely, you.....

 

[The Exorcist]

Flee and you will receive a Magikarp lvl 100 with one move called...

 

[BeachBoy]

Draco Meteor, be sure to get a heart scale and replace it with Splash, then...

 

[Yuoaman]

...battle a level 4 Starly, and the Magikarp will evolve into a ???, which you can trade with Prof. Rowan to get a...

 

[Ineffable~]

...special Wi-fi modem that allows you to go onto "über Wi-fi". Once you go onto über Wi-fi and trade the Seedgod over to Professor Ivy, then battle Professor Ivy at a level 100 limit, using only the Magikarp and the Seedgod. You must defeat the Seedgod using only the Magikarp. Once you do...

 

[Tornado2552]

your magikarp evolves to a random pokemon which is....

 

[giradialkia]

...obviously just a random Pokemon, the biggest Igglybuff ever seen, who sits on...

 

[Ineffable~]

...my mother's favorite afghan, so I kick its ass for ruining my mom's blanket, then...

 

[giradialkia]

...explain to the Igglybuff what exactly an Afghan is (because it sounds like one wicked blanket) while a wild Giratina flickers into existence and has a picnic with...

 

[Citrinin]

...your rival, who, occupied by the legendary, has no time for you. Talk to your rival 500 times, and then go to...

 

[Miz en Scène]

Saffron City and blow up Silph Co. to...

 

[SuperBob]

destroy team rocket and steal their level 1000 pokemon called Arceus!

 

[Tornado2552]

then suddenly you find a level 100...