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Oh officer, I can explain.

CodeHelmet

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  • *Heres a Togepi* Look at how cute and precious it is while I walk away with these Gym Badges Bottlecaps.

    Hold it... do you have a license to take care of Baby Pokemon?
     

    Resolve

    I have it
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    Wait officer, since when did I need a license to do that?

    Can you explain why you're acting so fidgety in front of that museum?
     

    Hyzenthlay

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  • Officer, my MissingNo. specimen has recently absconded, and I have reason to believe that it's disguising itself as either of those Kanto fossils on display! So, I'll just be taking them, if you don't mind...

    How is it that your Secret Base in Sinnoh is fully furnished and has no boulders when you've never captured a flag before?
     

    Resolve

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    Plot twist: I already have.

    What are you doing here in the Underground without an Explorer Kit?
     
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    Oh, officer, I can explain! I had my Dugtrio use dig so we could travel underground and avoid the traffic above ground.

    What are you doing wearing a Team Galactic uniform?!
     

    Aldo

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    Officer, Team Galactic disbanded years ago. I'm seeing if it fits me.

    You there! What are you doing with two Pok?Dex?
     

    Midnight Umbreon

    Life is a conundrum of esoterica
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  • Officer! I can explain, I stole themtaking them to my friend.

    What are you doing with that many zubat?
     
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  • Wait, what Zubats? ...AH, they actually followed me from Mt. Moon! I thought I got away from all of them running through the area real quickly. Sorry officer, got to run, my Pokemon need to go to a Pokemon Center quickly!

    Hold up! How did you all of a sudden appear out of the blue like that? I didn't see any Pokemon carrying you here.
     
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    I had my Kirlia use teleport!

    Hey, hold up! Why on earth are you dressed like a sudowoodo and why are you standing in the middle of the road?
     

    Meadow

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  • I just want someone to feed me water, okay? :(

    Hold it! You just threw a rock at the opponent's Pok?mon in the middle of a battle! What do you think you're doing?!
     

    Aldo

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    Officer, this Pok?mon ran away from Safari Zone!

    Hold it! Why are you carrying caged Pok?mon?
     

    LilyGardy

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  • This Pidgey is injured so I am carrying it in a cage so it cak lln be healed at the Pokemon Centre.

    Hold it right there, What are you doing handing out leaflets telling people to visit The Shrine Of The Lilligants? That Shrine is a protected environment for Petilil and Lilligant to be cared for.
     

    LilyGardy

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  • I caught it with this Master Ball. All perfectly legal.

    Hold it right there, Did you just steal the Marsh Badge from Saffron City Gym. That is a crime.
     

    L'Belle

    I am beauty!
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  • I didn't 'Steal' anything? Where is your proof?

    Hey, you look very much like the Gym Leader, Misty. Are you her twin sis/bro or something?
     

    Midnight Umbreon

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  • No I just cosplay as her

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    Why are you holding 8 pokeballs! your only allowed to have 6!
     
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    Lycanthropy

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  • Only five of them are actual Poké Balls, the other three are cupcakes with a Poké Ball pattern I baked. Would you like to try one?

    What is a child such as yourself doing on our exclusive boat party on a luxurious ship as the S.S. Anne? Do you even have a ticket?
     

    LilyGardy

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  • Yes. Bill who lives near Cerulean City gave me the ticket after I helped him after he turned himself into a Clefairy. :)

    Hold it right there, you say you a protagonist in Kanto yet tou are not wearing a hat. That is against Oak's Law 2b, Article 12.
     

    Midnight Umbreon

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  • But, I am a swimmer! I can't get dressed I would get my clothes wet!

    Hey you, your not allowed to ride that bike in here!
     
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