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Oh officer, I can explain.

But officer, they love being placed on cakes! And I swear I didn't blow out their flames, they did it to each other!

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Hold it right there! Several bricks in a building downtown were found to be broken in half, and you're the only one around with Pokémon that know Brick Break! You'd better have a good explanation, or you're under arrest for vandalism!
 
Officer, I did use brick break, but I would never use this move to destroy public property. What you're looking at is a Stonjourner my pokemon just defeated in a battle. It's not an actually structure, no worries it will be okay.

Who do you think you are? You're not a pokemon, you are a human being. So you have no right to use Swords Dance! Stop swinging around those swords wildly before you put out someone's eye! This is reckless endangerment! These are lethal weapons!
 
These are just a new type of candy colored to look like Voltorb, officer! We're just moving the Pokéballs to a different aisle to make room for the candy!

Hold it right there! You're the one who installed a bunch of warp tiles in the Pokémon Center and now people are totally confused about how to get around the building! Why would you do such a thing?!
 
This is no pokemon center, this is my secret base! I have lots of blissey here though like a pokemon center does. I got these warp tiles from the secret base guild in Fortree City. You're always allowed to install obstacles in a base. Come, check out all my pokemon dolls.

Speaking of dolls...how dare you throw a pokedoll in the trash? Don't you know that's how bannette are made! They're vengeful spirits of abandoned dolls. This kind of recklesses is not tolerated by law in the region of Hoenn, no sir!
 
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It's okay! I'm an intern for Professor Birch! He needed a bannette for research purposes. Totally legal.

While I was throwing it away though, I noticed you had put a trubbish in this trash can. What an insult to this pokemon! What do you have to say for yourself???
 
Officer, this is not an actual Banette, it is a toy that looks like a Banette. I swear, this one isn't possessed.

I heard a loud ruckus in your general direction. Were you trying to wake up a sleeping Komala? I'll have you know that's an illegal practice in Alola.
 
Oh Officer, please allow me to explain. This is not an earth badge, this is just a brooch from my fashion case. It does look a little like the badge, but notice the green color is actually jade.

You wicked trainer! You made the ampharos at the light house sick. The sailors saw you putting additives into that poor pokemon's food bowl. Why would you do something like that? Olivine City needs Amphy!
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H-hold on, additives, you say??? I was just trying to feed it some strawberry-flavored ice cream as a treat! 😭 Where that ice cream came from, that's anyone's guess... o_o

You there! I heard you ruined an official volleyball game by replacing the ball with an Electrode! Care to explain yourself? If not, you're going straight to jail! >:(
 
Of course not officer! I'm selling it as drawing ink instead, which is perfectly legal under Act 4, Amendment 13! It also comes in over 80 colors! :D

Stop right there! You've been caught on camera running into several office buildings and filling all the water coolers with Magikarp! What do you have to say for yourself?
 
Oh, about that! 😇 As a wise Milotic once said:

VisionofMilotic said:
You are so right Officer Jenny! HM01 Magikarp is the greatest move Pokémon in the entire game. I left them in the trash in all those water coolers because I wanted someone else to be able to share in the wonders of cut Magikarp now that I already taught the move to my Pokemon caught a million of them with my Old Rod.
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Hey, you!! It's been reported that you made your Pokémon drink more than 10 vitamins! That's illegal in this region! :<
 
Officer, It's not what you think! I gave my pokemon just 10 vitamins, but he is a Munchlax and went into my backpack while I was asleep, and ate all of the ev-reducing berries in the bag as a snack! So his stats reset back to zero unfortunately. I paid so much for those vitamins too. I gave him 10 protein today to help get his attack back to where it was yesterday. Oh no, he's eatting the berries again, gotta run!

Hold it right there buster! This Rayquaza here says that you made him work in your business selling used cars while a giant meteor was headed to earth that it wanted to stop. This Rayquaza is supposed to live in the Ozone layer, and it was needed to help save our planet. How COULD you force it to work so many hours? I'm booking you, and taking you down to the station for this!
 
Preposterous, officer! This Rayquaza is full of lies! First of all, this "giant meteor" was in fact not giant at all, and in fact was reported to be at least as small as a Pokéball! Second, he begged for more working hours, so I reworked his schedule! But after such ridiculous accusations, he is definitely fired, let me tell you!

Caught you, scum! We know you're the one who's been ordering your Pokémon to use Rain Dance and keep it raining over the city this entire week!
 
But I didn't order my Pokemon to use rain dance! It's just that my Pokemon is a Kyogre, so it always rains when it's out of it's pokeball because of the drizzle ability. It's legal to let Pokemon follow you everywhere in Heart Gold, Soul Silver, isn't it? So shouldn't I be able to walk with Kyogre post game?

Caught ya! I am an undercover agent from the Looker Bureau, and I dressed up as a giant castelia cone with a whipped cream hat to draw out the notorious ice cream poisoner. We got you on camera dropping a glowing substance right on top of my head. What's your excuse this time Sandshrew?
 
Officer, this is just a strawberry topping my partner Alcremie made for me. I was adding it to the ice cream because the special flavor today was strawberry ice cream.

I caught you red-handed trying to stop a Spoink from bouncing! What defense could you possibly have for that?
 
Yes officer I did. I took the helix fossil on my copy of Pokemon Red, and the dome fossil on my copy of Pokemon Blue? Never said I had them both on the same game now!

Hey, you just stole the Jewel of Life from Arceus, and oh boy is he angry!
 
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