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Oh officer, I can explain.

Well I found a fossil near the lake and a scientist just so happened to be there. So in a sense yes I found a wild one on some logs.

Hey now, I know for a fact that production on rare candies have been halted so how in the world do you have a few of these candies?
 
Because I heard production was being halted, so I decided to hold on at all costs to the few rare candies i found while walking through dungeons. I have stored them, and will use them wisely. Who knows? The 3 rare candies I have could become collector's item some day.

How on earth do you have a Slaking that knows No Guard instead of it's ability truant? Looks like hacking at work.
 
No, you see I had a Pokémon with No Guard use Skill Swap on my Slaking.

I'm quite curious as to why you put a Seviper and Zangoose in the same room at a preschool.
 
Because it was Halloween and they were just kids, wearing costumes to school. One student dressed as Seviper, the other was a Zangoose, just for the day of course.

RadEmpoleon said:
No, you see I had a Pokémon with No Guard use Skill Swap on my Slaking.
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I knew it! You were hacking, what no guard Pokemon knows skill swap?

Freeze! You're that trainer that walks aimlessly around the route, turning in different directions. You have been reporteed and indentified by multiple Pokemon trainers for interrupting their chain while they were searching for shinies. I am putting you safe behind bars.
 
VisionofMilotic said:
I knew it! You were hacking, what no guard Pokemon knows skill swap?
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What if I told you it used Skill Swap on a Machamp and then on my Slaking?


Officer, I'm taking care of my Totodile on my Pokéwalker. He won't like it if I stop walking around for too long!

I just caught you stealing logs from sleeping Komala! Why would you take something so precious from them?
 
I am so from Yes Town! There's the sign post up ahead. The Pokemon of Yes are better than anything you have seen in the other 8 regions. You should stop by for a visit!

[PokeCommunity.com] Oh officer, I can explain.

You dastardly criminal! You're the one who jumped Red on the road and beat him up. He is so traumatized that he can't talk he just goes, "..." But he pointed to your picture when asked who his assailant was, and gave a signed statement to police, saying it was YOU who did it! You'll be locked up, and I'm throwing away the key.
 
But officer, I'm the orchestra's second flutist at the new Hou'oli Opera house. I'm supposed to play the sun flute every night during the performances! This week we're performing Mozart's The Magic Flute-- I'll be in big trouble if the conductor doesn't hear my flute loud and clear.

Stop! You uprooted the Sudowoodo road block on route 36 that was supposed to deter novice trainers, and you have taken the Pokemon home and decorated it with Christmas ornaments. He's no pine tree. That's a rock Pokemon. Explain yourself.
 
Uprooted? Your eyes seemed to have fooled you officer; Sudowoodo is a good friend of mine and he voluntarily left his spot to enjoy some nice Christmas outfits I got for him. All is well and fun and he should return to his spot shortly.

H a l t. The Day Care staff have informed me that you've left your Pokemon with them for the last 3 years and never returned for it. It's now at Lv 100, and causing havoc amongst its weaker companions. What do you have to say for yourself?
 
If the other Pokémon are too weak to stand up to my lv 100 Zigzagoon, that's not my problem!

Hey!!! Aren't you the owner of the Pokémart franchise? That's a monopoly, which is super illegal! This isn't looking good for you...
 
I've installed an HM slot in it's head like genesect

But what I CANT overlook is how you're catching shiny Pokémon only to immediately release them for box space. What gives???
 
oh officer isn't that a good thing? more shinies in the wild means more opportunities for other trainers to get lucky with them! i'm just bein a saint over here ugh

CEASE YOUR MOVEMENTS. we've heard reports of you force feeding your pokemon undisclosed amounts of rare candies and vitamins. they're roided up rn but clearly look sick. explain yourself you monster.
 
Oh, officer I can explain! He was born with a defect that prevents him from evolving, the pokemon league felt so bad for him that they gave him permission to get an extra level so he would be less useless!

Why are you selling these purebred "furfrou" pups that look suspiciously like painted yungoose?
 
just luck of the draw sir. as rare as she is, she's her own pokemon and thus we must respect it!

the pokemart's just reported that you tried to buy potions with counterfiet pokedollars though. what's going on with that?
 
Counterfeit? I will let you know that these are simply from a different region. Why else would they have kantonian meowths printed on them?

Did you just evolve that Porygon by using experience? Explain sir
 
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