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Oh officer, I can explain.

But officer, team Rocket put explosives inside all the money bags... I'm just taking it to a safe location so they can go off without hurting anyone!

Stop! What did you do to your Kecleon to make it look like this?!

Spoiler:
 
I'm but a humble feebas farmer and as you can imagine people go crazy for these rare Pokémon. I don't want them to be stolen from me! So I painted them to hide their identity.

Wait a minute…. Someone has stolen all the berries from my farm. And your hands are covered in blue and red juice. Care to explain?
 
What thanks does hard-working Tropius like me get? I saw your predicament, how all of your berry trees were barren from not getting enough water--not stolen. I used my harvest ability to grow you some new ones to plant, and wanted to show you how to quicken the process. That's why I'm covered in this oran and lum berry juice. I was ready to leave all of these in a basket at your doorstep with a card, but glad I didn't now. You're not getting a single berry from me after you tried to arrest me. *Flies away*

What are you doing selling these rice balls, and labelling them doughnuts? Num, num, yum, I'm going to have to confiscate every last box of goodies-- eh, I mean fasely advertised merchandise, and have some tests run on them at the lab.
 
Azure Flute? what are you.... oh! You mean this oddly colored and shaped Colbur Berry? They were handing them out at the Berry market. I already gave a couple of them to my Pokemon, they seemed to like them!

Where did you get that Hisuian Zorua from?! The game isn't out yet!
 
Hisuian? Oh no it just fell into a bucket of white paint, we're heading home right now to clean it off.

Hey! How did you get a keystone? We're in Galar!
 
Who do you think catches all the chansey my sisters use? Someone has to be a trainer and go round up chanseys for the PokeCenters!

I've had complaints that you never pay up after being beaten in a Pokemon battle. Do you wanna explain yourself before I toss you into jail?
 
Oh, uh, I can explain, officer! My Herdier ate my badges! 😇

But wait a minute, why are you in possession of six Master Balls?
 
Please officer, it isn't what it looks like! Yes, I am holding a potion from the pokemart that I didn't pay for, but I only ended it up with it because my zigzagoon has the ability pickup. I looked to see what item it was holding, and saw that it was a max potion!

You're under arrest for rapidash racing. We shut down the game corner, and outlawed all forms of gambling a long time ago, and horse racing is definitely gambling. Besides, it's a dangerous sport that kills both pokemon and people.
 
These Rapidash are animatronics though.... we use them to teach people how to ride a horse safely!

Stop right there you violent delinquent! I've got several dozen reports here that say you go around beating up people and Pokemon alike for no reason whatsoever!
 
Officer, I'm Scrafty. i am supposed to be a violent deliquent. Sure, I beat up Pokemon, but only when my trainer orders me specifically to use the move beat up in battle. All the other Pokemon on the team used beat up too! How come you single out a poor Scrafty officer? And I only turn my attacks on people in self-defense, Ghetsis tried to kill my trainer!

No! You can't do that! You're using Celebi to time travel. This might cause a Butterfree effect and put everyone in danger. I won't allow you to jeopardize the future. You're under arrest.
 
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