Oh officer, I can explain.

Oops. Professor Oak normally telepathically tells me that it's not the time or the place for that, but he didn't this time so I figured it was okay.

Hey hey hey, what are you doing surfing up and down the coast of Cinnabar Island? You're not trying to illegally duplicate Master Balls are you?
 
Nope! I am doing neither of those things. *goes back to getting a level >100 Pokemon*

Whoa there! Why did you just use your ridiculously overpowered Pokemon to defeat that poor preschooler with two Caterpie and a Metapod? On top of that, you demanded $80 from the kid???
 
I do that because................. that is what I do . *hell yeah* .

Hey where do you get these two master balls?
 
Err... interdimensional trading :D Nothing suspicious here, nope!

Hold on, did you just use a deck of Pokémon cards to fight a real Trainer?!
 
These aren't cards. These are my team of 6 Unown. You need Glasses if you think they are cards. And why do all you police people look the same anyway?

You there, why are you ordering your Pokémon to use Sweet Scent everywhere, only Aroma Ladys can do that. Please explain yourself.
 
I'm trying to be a model okay :(
aaand it's totally not working out XD

YOU THERE! Did you just get kicked out of a Pokémon Center 1000 times?!
 
I am SO SORRY Officer, I thought these were rockets!

Hey! Do you use your Pikachu as a Mobile Phone Charger?
 
I couldn't help it, sorry ;_; (But to be fair, Thunderbolt's original name is "100,000 Volts," which I thought could come in handy. <__<)

Hey, you! Did you just say that you like Team Rocket?!
 
It's Lilligant's decision which gender it identifies with!

Would you mind tellig me why you are using your solrock as a night light?
 
It's not night everywhere, the sun is on the other side of the planet, you know. Solrock wants to strengthen its mind link with it through layers of stone.

Hey, what are you doing there with those proteins? Are you forcing your Pokémon to swallow hundreds of it?
 
To answer your question: yes! Steroids are the new meta :D whatcha gonna do about it? xD

Hold it! Did you just feed a Rare Candy to a level 100 Pokémon?!
 
No, it might be a rare type of candy, but it's not a Rare Candy as you think. I don't know why they put them in similar wrappers either.

Hey! What are you doing with those bones? The fossils from Pewter Museum have been reported missing. This can't be coincidence!
 
WAIT WAIT WAIT! My name is "Rock San," and it totally isn't my fault that we have a similar name ;_;

Hey, you! Did you just catch another trainer's Pokémon?!
 
No, I made that tea for my Pokemon.......and myself. There's a huge difference X3.

I just gotten a report that you beaten the Champion and didn't register your Pokemon in the Hall of Fame. pulls out a tazer What do you have to say for yourself for committing this crime?
 
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