Oh officer, I can explain.

Well, her Garchomp just started Dragon Dancing and I got in the groove!

Hey, wait a minute, why do you have 3 Pokemon sent out in battle when this isn't even a Triple of Rotation battle? Do you think this is a game?
 
No, officer, I beg to disagree. What you're seeing here is not a Klefki but a normal set of keys. I just keep it in a pokeball so I might not lose them. Clever indeed, yes?

Hey kid, why are you releasing a bunch of pokemon here? Where did you get those? And why is that one crippled and sickly?
 
No officer, it appears you've misheard me. I shouted 'Hide your money!'. Because I'm going to take their money...in a Pokemon battle.

Wait a second, did you just take both Hitmonlee and Hitmonchan from the dojo? He said only one!
 
They were running an illegal business so the police told me I could take both!

Hold on a moment, did you just trick that Teddiursa into giving you its honey?
 
His grandson's name is not Santa?! I've been calling him that all these years..

Hey did you just call me Officer Jenny?! It's astounding how she's so famous with these 10-year olds..
 
I dunno, not me, how do I do that? Do you think I'm a magician or something? *quickly hides magic wand in his sleeve*

Hey, are you trying to use that helix fossil here? This isn't the time and place to use that!
 
Well this is actually a...er...faulty Ditto. You just don't know what you will get in Wonder Trade these days.

Hold it right there, Did you just defeat Gardenia and win the badge without defeating all her Gym Trainers first? She told you the rules as you entered.
 
Don't worry, because of my technology it is fully ready to evolve into a Red Gyarados.

Stop right there, why are you walking with a bag full of what seems to be Ho-oh feathers?
 
I just advised her on how to dress properly officer, following the columns of Diantha in Vogue:Kalos.

What are you teaching to that poor 10-year old Joey? ..Is this Action Replay Powersaves?
 
Yeah, and the only thing he got himself is another Rattata, even worse that the one he caught himself.

And why are you opening another Gym. There are 8 gyms already in this region!
 
WAIT, my name is Rock-san, not Roxanne! No I don't watch too much anime. <_<

You there! Did you just forget an HM move without going to the Move Deleter? That's totally illegal!
 
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