Oh officer, I can explain.

[Adam Levine]

Magikarp ain't such a great trade, so I wasn't the one.

Are you the guy who kept your Staravia in a cage instead of a PokéBall?

 

[FireSnow]

Do you know how inhumane it is to keep Pokemon in PokeBalls!? Shame on you!

Sir please stop dancing in the intresection and take your Ludicolo and yourself and leave! you are holding up traffic!

 

[Meadow]

But how else can I advertise the Pokémon Trivia section without uncontrollable dancing? People get scared away after trying our poisoned ice cream™... :(

Hey, you! Did you just use three attacks in the same turn?!

 

[FireSnow]

Its called a Tri Attack! Duh...look it up!

You did not just set Nurse Joy up on a date with Brock did you!? *calls all units*

 

[Adam Levine]

No. It was Officer Jenny. (OK, now I'm in trouble...)

Are you one of those people who killed that Marowak?

 

[Hyzenthlay]

No way, it totally wasn't my doing! What do you take me for, some kind of psycho? *hides a suspicious-looking skull behind back*

Hold it right there! What was that strange powder you were mixing in Prof. Oak's coffee just a moment ago?

 

[Adam Levine]

(gets some glasses, a small beard, and a hat) Oh, just some sugar.

I heard that people are illegally selling each other Sticky Barbs, Toxic Orbs, and Black Sludge. Did you start this?

 

[Abby]

Heh. I'm just selling flame orbs. Illegally yes. But it's not the report you're looking for.


Uhh! Report in! A trainer has been seen in this vicinity that was allegedly growing enigma berries without permission! This is an invasive species that holds the power to wipe out all other wildlife!

 

[Adam Levine]

Enigma Berries? Coulda sworn those were from the E-Reader...

Your Absol looks like it's covered in blood. Dare you explain?

 

[Hyzenthlay]

Actually, it's not blood, it's tomato sauce. The guy's crazy about that stuff!

Don't lie, I saw you poisoning that ice cream! What exactly are you up to?

 

[Adam Levine]

This is for my Muk. He loves poisoned ice cream.

Hey! Are you trying to kiss your Tangela?

 

[NeonJelly13]

No. It isn't my Tangela but does that even matter? It wants me to (I do not want to).

Hey... did you just trick that Shinx into holding a Red Card and and attacking you?

 

[FireSnow]

Who in their right mind would ever want a Pokemon to attack them?

Did you just catch that pidgey with a net?

 

[Melody]

Uhh...Yes, I was trying to rescue it from that angry swarm of Beedrill while still respecting it's right to freely choose it's trainer!

Did I just see you paint that Rhyhorn's nails?

 

[Adam Levine]

He likes them, officer! Ain't that right?

Rhyhorn: No-

Anyway... Have you been walking around Sunyshore City while drunk?

 

[PageEmp]

Because electric mons like soft drinks!

Goddamnit, Slurpuff is crying! What did you do?

 

[Adam Levine]

I'm teaching Slurpuff Fake Tears. You fell for it.

Did you break someone's Acro Bike?

 

[Adam Levine]

I'm teaching Slurpuff Fake Tears. You fell for it.

Did you break someone's Acro Bike?

 

[FireSnow]

Nah, I was just modifying it to a Mach Bike!

Did I just see you plugging up Exploud's holes?

 

[Adam Levine]

No, I'm cleaning them! (You can still hear, right, Exploud?)

Exploud: E-

Hey! Did you just try to stuff a Tranquill?!